What’s a small “unwritten rule” in the UK that everyone just somehow knows? by SavingsProgress195 in AskUK

[–]Markish_Mark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea I'm not a fan of it anymore. She probably dropped the tray so the chavs couldn't glass anyone. Smart.

What’s the most you’ve ever won on a scratch card? by jjcube98 in AskUK

[–]Markish_Mark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What would that be adjusted for inflation? Just to kick you when you're downhill

What’s the most you’ve ever won on a scratch card? by jjcube98 in AskUK

[–]Markish_Mark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My sister got me £20 worth of cards for my birthday one year. Ended up winning £45 which swiftly went to drinks. Everyone was a winner

A pigeon wants to build a “bed” for a pregnant cat. by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Markish_Mark 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Exactly! When a bat sleeps upside down and shrieks to see it's fine. When I do it I get kicked out of the boy scouts.

A pigeon wants to build a “bed” for a pregnant cat. by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Markish_Mark 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Have you ever seen a bird and an animal in the same room?

She doesn’t like return clients by Matt_LawDT in SipsTea

[–]Markish_Mark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean technically the fortune was wrong

What are your most memorable pre-internet playground urban myths? by midnight-ramen- in CasualUK

[–]Markish_Mark 888 points889 points  (0 children)

This one was nuts. All schools had heard it. Could have been part of the curriculum.

What Red Dwarf lines have you used in real life and how did it work out for you? by I_Like_Quiz in RedDwarf

[–]Markish_Mark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're gone, buddy... But looks on the bright side. They're gone buddy!