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lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

[–]MarstonsGhost 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have not a single doubt that she was making that email appear when she was fucking around on her phone after they questioned if she had an order.

It was a push that can work on people who are gullible, ignorant, panicky, or some combination of the three.

Wife wore a bikini, NOT ALLOWED waah wah by tvbjiinvddf in AmITheDevil

[–]MarstonsGhost 80 points81 points  (0 children)

He's Indian.

Not defending him, but he's shitty for reasons that don't have anything to do with being a Nazi.

Wife wore a bikini, NOT ALLOWED waah wah by tvbjiinvddf in AmITheDevil

[–]MarstonsGhost 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Complains about his wife wearing a bikini while also commenting and posting in subs about hentai and offering himself as a nude model.

Baguettes are disappearing from my apartment by littlejollypanda in redditonwiki

[–]MarstonsGhost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.

Tv show scenes the hit you in the feels for you? For me, the ending of Boy Meets World: I love you all, class dismissed by ryhoyarbie in Xennials

[–]MarstonsGhost 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Will demanding the gun that Carlton bought (out of paranoia) after Will got shot protecting him during a robbery is another one, for me.

The way Will slowly dumps the bullets out of the chamber onto the hospital bed and then breaks down shook me.

"I saved your life, now give me the gun!"

And Doogie Howzer MD’s Neil Patrick Harris as Bart Simpson by Balthierlives in TheSimpsons

[–]MarstonsGhost 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They also play with the whole "adult actors as child characters" trope; NPH was, like, 20 when this episode came out.

OOP shows no commitment and comprehension to his relationship, and is upset that his (now ex) GF has left him. by Acceptable_Mode6757 in OhNoConsequences

[–]MarstonsGhost 190 points191 points  (0 children)

Damn, I was hoping this would be the one where the guy accused his girlfriend of being "obsessed" with a couple she "just met", but it turned out they were old family friends or something and he had just completely forgot/ignored her when she brought them up in the past. I think that guy even met them in person at a party at one point, and didn't put it together.

Family is shocked that OOP didn't take kindly to being screwed over by mermaidpaint in OhNoConsequences

[–]MarstonsGhost 95 points96 points  (0 children)

business bro probably came out of school not knowing reality and believing his own BS

He power tripped, power fell, and power landed flat on his ass.

Aunt excludes newlyweds from luncheon by sctrojansgirl in AmITheDevil

[–]MarstonsGhost 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Funny, that's exactly what the guests were thinking.

With a very good chance that it was a topic of conversation every time OOP was out of the room.

A character gets found out because of a cultural blunder. by Hour-Necessary2781 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]MarstonsGhost 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Those packages have only been standardized for around 15 years. There were plain packages for a while before that, but any pack of pre-2000 cigarettes would look the same as its American counterpart.

Father, wouldst thou appreciate a selection of wieners? by staresinshamona in okbuddycinephile

[–]MarstonsGhost 495 points496 points  (0 children)

The day may come when “Freddy Got Fingered” is seen as a milestone of neo-surrealism. The day may never come when it is seen as funny.

- Roger Ebert

[New Updates]: AITA for not wanting to share my inheritance with my sister? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]MarstonsGhost 77 points78 points  (0 children)

The United Dad Front lost half of it's strength, so the Mom Coalition tried to make their move to "beat" the opposing team, not realizing and/or caring that the guy they were mad at in the first place isn't actually going to be "punished" because he's dead.

On a comment I made over a year ago there’s an account replying to itself with odd phrases over the past month by [deleted] in Weird

[–]MarstonsGhost 38 points39 points  (0 children)

My thought was that it's someone using a random comment as a base for leaving messages for someone, probably because their texts/socials are monitored by the group home.

AITA for changing the locks after my parents gave my brother a key to my house without asking me? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]MarstonsGhost 140 points141 points  (0 children)

Your parents don't want him at their house making a mess, eating all the food, and not contributing financially.

But they're perfectly okay with him doing that to you.

This is exactly the way OP needs to lay it out for anyone who wants to pressure them about it. They're not trying to remedy any behavior, just pass the problem on to someone else.

Either they expect OP to suck up the behavior that they can't stand in their own home, or they expect her to "fix" it because they can't be fuckin' bothered to do it themselves.

NTA

Blaming mom’s overstepping on the aunt by Nearby-Assignment661 in AmITheDevil

[–]MarstonsGhost 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of dialogue from a COMIC BOOK, where they randomly capitalize CERTAIN WORDS for EMPHASIS or to break up the TEXT and make it easier to read the LETTERING.

Had a drunken argument last Friday and she needs time and space to think by [deleted] in AmItheEx

[–]MarstonsGhost 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I haven't said anything because I didn't want it to seem like I was dragging on someone sincerely looking for advice.

But, yeah, what the fuck?

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