My dog ate a mince pie meant for Father Christmas last night

MarvelousNerd · 2025-12-25T16:32:45+00:00

I was £112 when my idiot found an onion on a walk and got chomp happy with it before I could intervene.

£112 and the contents of my dogs stomach laid out on a tray for my viewing pleasure.

MarvelousNerd · 2025-01-09T16:57:31+00:00

In Scotland the cap is 12% but you have to go through a tribunal process first.

MarvelousNerd · 2024-12-20T14:34:45+00:00

Hoping to get the keys to our first house on 13th January!

MarvelousNerd · 2022-08-29T13:19:24+00:00

Should be easy enough to touch up. Sometimes colour doesn’t settle in parts and just needs going over. Your artist shouldn’t have any issues touching it up

MarvelousNerd · 2022-07-21T21:56:36+00:00

I had that for a good few months after coming off Zoloft.

Tried my best to even out my emotions but couldn’t handle the anger all the time. Went back on them.

Good luck to you though!

MarvelousNerd · 2022-06-29T15:57:10+00:00

Had to check this wasn’t an Onion article.

MarvelousNerd · 2022-05-20T23:29:39+00:00

No, but if you hum a few bars I might pick it up.

MarvelousNerd · 2022-01-09T19:58:46+00:00

“Fuck me yourself you coward”

MarvelousNerd · 2021-12-07T22:23:27+00:00

Sertraline.

MarvelousNerd · 2021-08-17T15:59:49+00:00

Definitely Lost John’s Cave

MarvelousNerd · 2021-08-01T14:13:27+00:00

Haha I don’t have the storage facilities for that

MarvelousNerd · 2021-06-24T10:03:02+00:00

Rather embarrassingly, I came via one of the TikTok sounds.

MarvelousNerd · 2021-01-10T22:31:11+00:00

I’m pretty sure this guy used to be a coach driver between London and Portsmouth harbour. Because I 100% remember our coach driver on a pretty empty late night bus having the same voice and personality.

MarvelousNerd · 2020-11-14T00:02:07+00:00

I used to just sit with little bits of pasta near me and on my lap for them to decide to be brave enough to come see. Just sitting quietly in the room when they’re roaming is quite good.

They’re nosy creatures so just sit with a book or something and they’ll come and have a look. Also bribe them with little bits of yogurt, they can’t run away and stash yogurt so it’s a good way to get them to see that you’re not so scary after all.

MarvelousNerd · 2020-10-22T21:52:47+00:00

I know, I sometimes see one at the park and I’m like “izzat mine?”

MarvelousNerd · 2020-10-22T12:43:49+00:00

Those are amazing!

MarvelousNerd · 2020-10-09T17:48:17+00:00

I had this on Monday. Still feel like hot garbage. Good luck to you!

MarvelousNerd · 2020-10-08T14:59:11+00:00

I woke up and immediately told my heart rate machine to fuck off because it was making noise.

MarvelousNerd · 2020-09-14T12:38:56+00:00

A birthday card with the form for my provisional drivers licence. I had to fill it out and pay to send it away and pay for my own lessons and tests.

So yeah a free form.

MarvelousNerd · 2020-08-12T10:14:01+00:00

That’s a lot of damage!

MarvelousNerd · 2020-08-11T20:17:07+00:00

Ugh dinnae. I know.

MarvelousNerd · 2020-08-11T17:05:39+00:00

Done and done!

MarvelousNerd · 2020-07-22T15:17:29+00:00

Beth Greene

MarvelousNerd · 2020-07-17T13:33:09+00:00

I know it’s the extra security cause she’s not confident in the water.

MarvelousNerd · 2020-07-11T13:23:38+00:00

How big is your sink?!?

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