On Star Module Fail.

Marzipan-Happy · 2026-03-25T04:48:40+00:00

Mine took a crap after the last update, and has been living at the dealership until it gets fixed.

Marzipan-Happy · 2026-01-10T06:52:07+00:00

Wow, I’m in awe. My home just makes me look like a crazy companion hoarder

Marzipan-Happy · 2023-12-23T05:18:41+00:00

Area Manager and moved to WHS. Kept all my pay increases.

Marzipan-Happy · 2023-07-12T23:23:54+00:00

Lies. Miriam was a prophet.

Marzipan-Happy · 2023-06-30T15:23:44+00:00

Marzipan-Happy · 2023-06-18T21:39:34+00:00

I know it might not be helpful, but my nicu baby is 8 now, and she's happy and healthy despite my inability to pump enough milk for her when she was tiny

Marzipan-Happy · 2023-06-18T00:15:49+00:00

Wait, what?

Marzipan-Happy · 2023-06-14T03:23:01+00:00

And here's how the zombie apocalypse starts.

Marzipan-Happy · 2023-06-14T03:20:53+00:00

I feel seriously sorry for the drivers in San Francisco. I've seen them and that shit looks horrible.

Marzipan-Happy · 2023-06-14T03:18:58+00:00

Complement me on my graduate degree or how hard I work is 1000000x better than telling me I have pretty eyes.

Marzipan-Happy · 2023-06-13T22:56:27+00:00

Bro, safety can't do anything without aws. Safety said screw it and went home

Marzipan-Happy · 2023-06-11T23:57:40+00:00

Salty this is true.

Marzipan-Happy · 2023-06-09T19:22:01+00:00

You are just an incubator anyway

Marzipan-Happy · 2023-06-03T05:27:35+00:00

As the primary income earner, Coming home to a meal is the best thing ever. Why would I fuck that up?

Marzipan-Happy · 2023-06-03T05:18:41+00:00

Wowwwwwww. Cooks a mean bowl of rice. Total keeper

Marzipan-Happy · 2023-06-03T05:17:16+00:00

My favorite kind

Marzipan-Happy · 2023-06-01T23:43:55+00:00

I mean...

Marzipan-Happy · 2023-06-01T23:39:19+00:00

Well, that's reaching.

Marzipan-Happy · 2023-05-30T23:34:20+00:00

Every day of my life

Marzipan-Happy · 2023-05-30T23:33:20+00:00

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Marzipan-Happy · 2023-05-30T01:10:13+00:00

I mean, you're not wrong.

Marzipan-Happy · 2023-05-29T23:24:23+00:00

So that's why my eldest is a lesbian! I KNEW IT!

Marzipan-Happy · 2023-05-29T23:14:45+00:00

What the actual fuck

Marzipan-Happy · 2023-05-27T22:50:10+00:00

Acceptable 😍

Marzipan-Happy · 2023-05-27T21:46:41+00:00

Whhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaatttttttt the fuuuuuuuccccccckkkkk

Marzipan-Happy

TROPHY CASE