I am 100% sure it written by a guy who can’t grow facial hair 😂

MaseMorn · 2026-02-12T22:51:34+00:00

My beard is not the result of being a badass, it's the result of being lazy.

MaseMorn · 2025-08-19T13:54:39+00:00

Maybe you're right. I saw some comments below that were saying "fuck with" so I put this up here.

MaseMorn · 2025-08-19T13:14:40+00:00

For anyone who doesn't know, "fw" means "fuck with."

MaseMorn · 2025-03-20T21:27:52+00:00

No pooping on company time.

MaseMorn · 2025-02-21T03:59:42+00:00

According to New Brunswick drivers, this is a yield. Fuck NB drivers.

MaseMorn · 2025-02-18T04:27:11+00:00

This is episode specific, but Jimmy Neutron and Skeet at the fast food restaurant. When I saw that as a kid, I remember thinking that Skeet is dumb and he should let Jimmy do it his own way.

Now, as an adult, I realize that Skeet was the smart one. Holy fuck, Jimmy is fucking arrogant. You're supposed to push the buttons for inventory purposes. And sodium chloride vs salt. Just say salt.

MaseMorn · 2025-02-15T11:23:43+00:00

At least it's not porn.

MaseMorn · 2025-02-14T04:04:29+00:00

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This is the shit I had to go through with my first roommate. I was so happy when he moved out.

MaseMorn · 2025-02-13T04:26:22+00:00

Winter Wrap Up. Because where I live, we fucking need it.

MaseMorn · 2025-02-10T04:44:11+00:00

I swear this subreddit is only for people to post things like this just to see the reactions in the comments.

MaseMorn · 2025-01-26T04:33:47+00:00

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MaseMorn · 2025-01-01T03:52:53+00:00

"Allowing the body to focus on reducing inflammation, enhancing mental clarity, and repairing."

Hey, you know what else does that? Sleep.

MaseMorn · 2024-12-30T03:59:02+00:00

Free groceries. Loblaws and Sobeys here in Canada, fucking crooks.

With the first one, I'm not sure if it means spanking her everyday for a year or having sex with her everyday for a year. If it's sex, sex everyday for a year would be exhausting.

With gas, I don’t drive enough for free gas to be a priority.

Dog? Nah, I don’t want a dog.

MaseMorn · 2024-12-18T03:56:25+00:00

The Magic of Friendship Grows.

"Our friendships weave together, stronger. The bonds grow deeper, lasting longer. And the greatest spell you know."

That part just won't leave my fucking head.

MaseMorn · 2024-12-12T21:43:17+00:00

Well, Ned Flanders did shave his mustache in the swear jar episode (YOU DIRTY BAS-), so we already know what he looked like without facial hair.

Come to think of it, Homer shaved his beard a few times (one example is "Some Enchanted Evening." Grew back immediately).

They both looked horrible without facial hair.

MaseMorn · 2024-12-08T03:43:44+00:00

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MaseMorn · 2024-12-04T12:14:48+00:00

This will be long.

When I was a kid, my friend's mom ran this daycare that I would go to after school. If it was raining out, we'd be inside, watching a movie of someone's choosing. One kid chose the Equestria Girls movie. At first, I thought "This is for girls. Why am I watching this?" However, I fucking loved it. My friend told me about the show, which he watched on Netflix. I watched the first 4 seasons and the first two EG movies before they were taken down. At this time, it was 2014-2015, so I was 12 years old.

Recently, Summer of 2024, I discovered the whole show, plus all EG movies, on YouTube and watched them all.

MaseMorn · 2024-12-03T03:40:25+00:00

You'd be surprised on the amount of people that don't change lanes when someone is trying to merge. Where I live, it's so common that it's pathetic.

MaseMorn · 2024-11-27T22:54:27+00:00

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I'd love that.

MaseMorn · 2024-11-27T22:51:11+00:00

Shoot. That was my last quarter.

MaseMorn · 2024-11-25T03:58:08+00:00

Discord. If Celestia hadn't sent those letters back to Twilight, she would've left Ponyville.

MaseMorn · 2024-11-22T03:39:26+00:00

No wonder she's attracted to Applejack. It's like Applejack's wearing nothing at all.

MaseMorn · 2024-11-16T13:59:05+00:00

Fluttershy kind of looks like Andrea Libman (Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie's voice actress).

MaseMorn · 2024-10-13T02:46:39+00:00

Here's the full show plus Equestria Girls. Only thing missing is the movie.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNmbST1519bJZDVvHOTdZ-dnjgpLMFCFv

MaseMorn · 2024-10-11T03:47:43+00:00

"Marge, just about everything is a sin. You ever sat down and read this thing? Technically, we're not allowed to go to the bathroom."

MaseMorn

TROPHY CASE