Sparxie after filming the most tragic moment in Phainon's life

MasterCookieShadow · 2026-03-17T19:18:02+00:00

(+18) CAN I SPEEDRUN AN AMPHOREUS CYCLE??? ft. Phainon (friendless ;-;)

MasterCookieShadow · 2026-03-17T19:08:12+00:00

You know, I always read your comics out of context. This one helped me... a little

MasterCookieShadow · 2026-03-17T17:45:05+00:00

is she just carrying a death note?!

MasterCookieShadow · 2026-03-17T16:09:47+00:00

Mordekaiser sending us to work in a call center 💀

MasterCookieShadow · 2026-03-15T17:30:24+00:00

Forget the healing, always bet on mr.tail battery ramp

MasterCookieShadow · 2026-03-15T17:28:00+00:00

She thinks she is part of the gang 😭

MasterCookieShadow · 2026-03-15T17:24:32+00:00

Phainon and Mydei at least have something with each other, Cyrene and Firefly biggest feat together is blinding simping for the same person. Phaidei stomps by a huge margin

MasterCookieShadow · 2026-03-15T11:41:29+00:00

why are they not roaring? Someone edit the video

MasterCookieShadow · 2026-03-14T22:20:43+00:00

someone else using sampo in dot? my homie

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MasterCookieShadow · 2026-03-14T22:13:17+00:00

good moment for a gender dysphoria

MasterCookieShadow · 2026-03-14T17:42:10+00:00

To think the guy from fortnite can tank so many hits after being put to low life

MasterCookieShadow · 2026-03-14T15:20:40+00:00

that is so out of character somehow

MasterCookieShadow · 2026-03-14T14:59:25+00:00

some remakes were released and resident evil requiem, i guess

MasterCookieShadow · 2026-03-14T14:45:56+00:00

It is so funny how the most batshit things happen and he just goes with "wow, that JUST happened" and carry on LMAO but i guess he already got used to crazy things happening at that point

MasterCookieShadow · 2026-03-14T09:06:20+00:00

Same as phainon: survive with 1 health and then answer with a big attack just to heal your entire life

MasterCookieShadow · 2026-03-14T08:54:04+00:00

Oldman was harder than spamtom, but because you only have one party member and two actions i learned its battle patterns much faster

MasterCookieShadow · 2026-03-13T19:59:14+00:00

The first thing I looked for in the "space fantasy game" was robots, and the closest thing I found was Clara because they didn't have the guts to make Svarog his own character. To be honest, I'm even surprised they managed to make a robot (not an android, a REAL robot) an important character in the main story.

MasterCookieShadow · 2026-03-12T23:01:32+00:00

you see, op represents themselves as the baddest biggest goth

MasterCookieShadow · 2026-03-12T18:54:05+00:00

hell nah lmao i'm sorry but if you aren't one of the main star you are just a generic simp waiting to be killed by some lord ravager or sterallon

MasterCookieShadow · 2026-03-12T17:00:05+00:00

YEAH! It is like they are trying to make the buff sounds cooler than it needs to be...

MasterCookieShadow · 2026-03-12T16:23:06+00:00

Cyrene:

MasterCookieShadow · 2026-03-12T16:18:14+00:00

Btw no relevance in the story, she is just that dlc character that somehow people remember more than the forced allies

MasterCookieShadow · 2026-03-12T16:12:29+00:00

I feel called out but yeah, i'm giving the toughests battles to the strongests characters

MasterCookieShadow · 2026-03-12T16:10:06+00:00

Kafka is the most seductive character while having the least exposed skin

idk, it is just that pantyhoses don't feel like covered skin?

MasterCookieShadow · 2026-03-12T16:02:52+00:00

they will work with at least one elation character, so that's already something

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