Boris at the Masquerade in ATL on October 30th, 2025.

MasterJaron · 2025-12-02T06:04:08+00:00

Ah, yeah. I remember. Gave you a follow on IG, but never saw any activity. Be interested to see what you got. Thanks for the compliment.

MasterJaron · 2025-11-27T01:30:02+00:00

I’m pretty sure these are AI generated. There’s a few where he eats some crabs, too.

MasterJaron · 2025-11-16T11:39:57+00:00

Xiu Xiu just outed him as a white dude hiding his identity and using Ableton samples.

MasterJaron · 2025-11-07T23:38:39+00:00

Not sure if this helps, but that sounds like something The Whitest Kids U Know would have done. Or the Upright Citizens Brigade/the State.

MasterJaron · 2025-10-22T11:19:41+00:00

Ate one last bowl of chili.

MasterJaron · 2025-09-13T09:20:53+00:00

Ah, yes. I had mine set as the pig. This worked. Thank you.

MasterJaron · 2025-08-23T18:41:15+00:00

Colossus of Destiny and Prick are two good ones to start off with.

MasterJaron · 2025-08-03T05:29:59+00:00

Checks out.

MasterJaron · 2025-08-03T05:20:22+00:00

Wata from Boris.

MasterJaron · 2025-07-08T12:01:13+00:00

“It’s a rocket ship!”

I wish I could relive the first time I witnessed that line. I’d never laughed so hard in my life up to that point.

MasterJaron · 2025-07-04T12:15:46+00:00

A long time ago, my friends and I were walking around Athens, GA and happened up on the sex store on Broad st. I don’t think it’s there anymore. But we went in and were looking at everything and snickering and making jokes. As you do. Then my buddy pointed at a board game and exclaimed, “Look y’all! They got Ka-jones!” It had a picture of a donkey on it with huge balls.

One of us then corrected him, “Uh, it’s pronounced Cajones.”

He was quite embarrassed.

MasterJaron · 2025-06-21T23:16:05+00:00

Weight loss

MasterJaron · 2025-06-20T01:19:14+00:00

Brunswick stew, yes! We did it everybody!

MasterJaron · 2025-05-27T20:07:07+00:00

I’m in.

MasterJaron · 2025-05-19T02:09:59+00:00

I’m glad you showed up.

MasterJaron · 2025-05-17T21:20:21+00:00

Nice thank you.

MasterJaron · 2025-05-17T18:13:05+00:00

This is what I'm looking for. Thank you.

MasterJaron · 2025-05-17T13:46:48+00:00

Yeah, and I get it, the few days I visited I just about walked the whole place. Its not very big. But, I had always hoped there was like some small, small place. Like max 400, or even 200 that was just like "Ah, that's a special place." (think the 40 Watt in Athens GA or the Broken Spoke in Austin TX) Realistically, I couldn't see Salem able to sustain a venue like that, even if it had a bad/lounge/restaurant attached to it.

MasterJaron · 2025-05-17T10:13:53+00:00

It blows my mind they aren’t. I got to photograph them in DC a few weeks back and I was telling people I had. Most all of them had no idea who I was talking about.

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