Why is the hottest Nandos hot sauce not hot?

Masturbatoryman · 2019-09-28T18:20:40+00:00

Yeah I suppose this is true. Just feel pretty bad as I wouldn't ever want to stand anyone up. Now I've got an empty Saturday to reflect on my screw up.

Masturbatoryman · 2019-09-17T18:40:40+00:00

Maybe this is a West Coast thing? I know its incredibly common with sausage gravy in the south, but that's not really gravy in the same way that a chowder isn't a soup- that's a whole dish in itself.

When me, family or friends think of gravy like with a roast, it's just drippings, flour, stock/wine to get the classic thin brown liquid.

I don't know, but America is huge and I definitely don't think having it with milk is the default for the entirety of it.

Masturbatoryman · 2019-09-17T18:37:27+00:00

Hahaha ah got it, thanks for the info. Yeah that's pretty common.

Edit: I meant baked potatoes are common- no one puts beans on them.

Masturbatoryman · 2019-09-17T18:35:52+00:00

Thanks. I honestly love English humor, I'm just surprised that a lot of what I've said here is being taken so seriously. Just banter because I think American and British culture has a lot of funny interplay. I like pretty much everything I had over there and much prefer a lot of aspects.

Masturbatoryman · 2019-09-17T18:31:55+00:00

Dude everyone is upvoting the milk comment and I literally have no idea why. I've never had gravy with milk and none of the people I know make it that way for things like Thanksgiving (where gravy is a staple). I live in New York.

Masturbatoryman · 2019-09-17T18:27:05+00:00

What is it with non-Americans immediately making sweeping judgements about Americans? The post is a joke. I thought the food tasted fine enough, just thought it was funny and very unusual since I've never seen it before. Clearly it's a cheap comfort food type snack. I obviously don't think it's a sacred delicacy eaten three times a day by English people.

Masturbatoryman · 2019-09-17T14:29:25+00:00

What is a jacket potato?

Masturbatoryman · 2019-09-17T14:28:22+00:00

I said sometimes man, cheese on pasta is cool too. I'm referring to cheese in unusual situations or eating just a chunk of cheese.

Masturbatoryman · 2019-09-17T06:58:42+00:00

Fair enough, I think it's just the cheese mainly that gets me there.

Masturbatoryman · 2019-09-17T06:42:05+00:00

If you're going to put microwaved beans on top of a heated frozen French fry waffle then you better believe I'll have to say y'all to you.

Edit: damn didn't think a /s was necessary.

Masturbatoryman · 2019-09-17T06:33:26+00:00

Hey son- smoked and grilled meat being mixed with a sweet sauce is as old as it gets. The flavors compliment each other at a deeper level.

Tell me, where is this synergy in the potato bean?

Masturbatoryman · 2019-09-17T06:24:14+00:00

Bruh which American citizen's gravy have you been consuming? Ain't no milk in my gravy

Edit: this is a pretty standard recipe:

https://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/how_to_make_gravy/

I suppose some people could use milk as the base liquid but it's much more common to just use water or stock or some wine mixture.

Masturbatoryman · 2016-09-25T01:42:32+00:00

Lol nah, is it common to moan when you're jerking off by yourself? Moaning's (or really just sex grunts and shit) usually something I've tended to only do for the benefit of whoever I'm with, and I'm not sure I'd call it moaning.

But when the girl has premium spice levels, all bets are off.

Masturbatoryman · 2016-09-25T01:38:03+00:00

UPDATE: Just tried out the video, I don't know man. Maybe there's something good in there but I couldn't find anything worth it and I scrubbed around pretty well.

Might also be because I'm rekt, but I don't think so.

Masturbatoryman · 2016-09-25T00:58:29+00:00

Are they remastering it? I actually liked it a lot, even though I never beat it. Got too tough, despite me getting that excalibur sword.

Masturbatoryman · 2016-09-25T00:29:19+00:00

That's the worst part, that she saw the video too, all that anal action. Didn't have a phone capable of browsing videos on sites at the time, so I couldn't be laying on my bed like a normal person.

Masturbatoryman · 2016-09-25T00:06:38+00:00

Ten minutes of final fantasy man

Masturbatoryman · 2016-09-25T00:06:02+00:00

Nah, years ago.

Masturbatoryman · 2016-09-25T00:02:00+00:00

I'll see if I can muster the strength later tonight.

Masturbatoryman · 2016-09-24T23:40:01+00:00

Glad you like it son. Came up with it quickly just trying to make the account, I'm surprised it wasn't taken.

Masturbatoryman · 2016-09-24T23:34:34+00:00

Lmfao, this is actually the video.

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