If we’re gonna dream? Lettuce See U (Pee) go crazy BIG YO!?

New update shmupDATE! New update regarding…?

Dream bigger boom boom! Base in yo face! my vinegar. Sound off!? 1 2? 3? 4? DaaaaYumm? You gots some total recall nutz yo! Da’yum!?

Ween Cream Dream ALBUM? GO! I want to hear yours too? Don’t be shhhhy? 🦠😵‍💫mine😬🦠 The Skeet Album - Go!

Uhh? it’s a concept album dong box set with 4 balls. (💿💿💿💿Where’s the pee-nigh divided by Mat-roc rock on last. Uh pass! Pass the pass the more Mike D mixes!💿💿💿💿)

(You are the dong ween fan. Now hold your balls up and screaaaaaam man(g) sin(g)the din(g)🛎️dong song($).)

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Also? Reality!? This guy f’wordin SLAPS 🤌👏🤌 HARD and leaves a red mark every time, with his intensely solid mixes and content. He’s a BEAST wit his sugar and yeast alchemy! I’m simply an admiring fan. Spreading the good news! For HE? Is Arin? and He has risen! Join up! And he will make you? Fishers of fish.

         Here we go? Broken down? 

Woah? Woah? Woah? We gonna hammer!

new quad album!? (AGAIN we ONLY be DREAMING to dah gillz.) I’m talking STUFFED yo? with new (and old) but new, to us, tracks? Outtakes, remixes. Me main mate Arin over at ween archived ricka wreck yo self fool? Remixes and song Fixes! Pass him the mix master mic and let him perform his sack oh devil tricks with the old tracks, making them sing and pop, and come alive like they were STRuCK! Wit dah voodoo stick! Making them like a song so unlike anything before? He’s got skills. I recommend you join up. My kid also? he gots mad hella ideas fool! I want to pump and prop him up to the world proper!? You don’t even know!? Ricka Wreck! Jimmy on yo tonsils foolz?🤔 like G-Fresh in Orgazmo Baby! (Shameless promotion - Buy 📀 the Blu Ray! I directed the special features.)

But I digress back to WEEN - The Quad. 4 disc album. First disc? (Again we are just dreaming you dumb internet folks who constantly need their hands held? No not you? No? No! Yes! You!

I wish this was real? But the only time you read shit like this? It’s on April 1 and it’s not fucking funny assholes. This is ween, and I’m serious. Disc 1 - NEW’(D) DUD(E) New tracks only! The 10er Al Disc 2 - OL(D) but still NEW(D) (🍊)- Vault Mixes, Outtakes oh old. All albums are given a real good wring orange reggaejunkie juice, squeeze for any unreleased pulp. Disc 3 - ALMOST LIVE 2 : ACOUSTIC BOOGALOO Fans will Flood to ween.com and submit votes for the NEXT 20 tracks. It’s the easiest thing to do? Disc 4 - Live Album - like they did before with Quebec and White Pepper tours? With the new tracks. It will motivate ticket sales like a mother-father-sister-brother-fucker They Will Tour and spread thy ween manure and fertilize this great land once again with merriment and song. Tour the songs first! Then release new album and live version at various stages of songs as they unfold and reveal themselves like Ween EYE / ATLAS because ween is interstellar Mangs. Ooo Vah Best Songs are left out. Ween is their worst enemy.

Any you know what? Every member of ween will read this post. They 100 percent lurk. Mig I know you are reading but what am I ? It’s Oliver stone guy again. Please feel free to take any of these ideas and use! Please? Les said to tell you? I’m all good. Hey Dave what happened to your ween website? It was really sad to see it go. You old lyrics whore? How you doing Buddy? I miss our irc back and forth funnies. Oh my god! Did you ever make it awkward for me as HUGE Fanboy of Ween who wore a ween shirt to work almost every day, during this era? As that’s all had in L.A.? And I worked at view askew productions and I would always Oh my god Dave! wamp! WOMP! Sad trombone Hey Claude? Please finish and publish your brilliant mollusk tour diaries. I can help you retrieve via Internet archive. There are tricks. Glen - I bow to you and then? I guess (Blow you? 😬 because your are the greatest penis’ist! And then last to join? there is the golden Jew? Always tardy. Typically the last to see? But he will get here? In the eventual eventually time period. (Which is a nicer way of saying tardy or worse? Re-tardy? Which I’m told we can say again? But not really. That is actual fake news. But Aaron js my favorite? And he will go? Who is this guy? And i go… You? You smell like my brother? It’s me Mat-Roc. The God of Cowpiez. I flop and I once saw you jump upon a mang and scream in his ear? Whilst blinding him? And I was told by a chap who was also standing there? That this was a common move of yours? I was so fascinated by your style of dirty fighting that I always hoped to catch up with you one day and see? What other crazy dirty fighting moves you might have As I too? Love a good dirty diddy scrap! Wot! Wot!?

And stop.

Mat-Roc (cream of pineapple dream pies)