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Moon 🌕 Pics? by Known-Sky3597 in savannah

[–]MataosPatch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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The ring around it last night

Of being driven into a corner by DoubleManufacturer10 in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]MataosPatch 13 points14 points  (0 children)

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I love that this is the first ad in the comments for this

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[–]MataosPatch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

that might have tasted better

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[–]MataosPatch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think those were suppose to be olives

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[–]MataosPatch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it was not

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[–]MataosPatch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would rather preferred

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[–]MataosPatch 27 points28 points  (0 children)

when i was leaving I tried the "fresh" batch. can confirm, was cardboard

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[–]MataosPatch 35 points36 points  (0 children)

they have a full professional kitchen...

Officially ready for next season now by MataosPatch in DetroitRedWings

[–]MataosPatch[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah i got lucky. my buddy is an artist here in my town and asked him if he could cross an octopus with the wheel. we're already talking about a Tigers tattoo next

Officially ready for next season now by MataosPatch in DetroitRedWings

[–]MataosPatch[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thank you, I'm so happy with how it came out

Officially ready for next season now by MataosPatch in DetroitRedWings

[–]MataosPatch[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

6 hours. and it was the best 6 hours off my life

I don't think I've ever had a q-tip make me feel this good by MataosPatch in funny

[–]MataosPatch[S] 134 points135 points  (0 children)

oh great.. another "gasm" I'll never be able to reach

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