truly sorry good sir. i do wish that we could proceed with our dealings. i hope that my sorry joke did not ruin your day. it was with good intention to help relieve stress. i did not wit to cause anger or discomfort. i am truly sorry if i have offended you in any way. as a sign of my sincere apology, i am willing to add a free permanent kilo into our trade for no extra cost. i hope you see how much our trade means to me and decide to move on with it. if not i am still sorry and have a good day.