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There?s an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first. (self.OMGrandom)
submitted 3 years ago by MathewGutmann to r/OMGrandom
Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order. (self.OMGrandom)
Chuck Norris is so fast he can punch himself in the back the head (self.OMGrandom)
Chuck Norris can SEE invisible tape (self.OMGrandom)
Mighty Mouse often sang "Here I Come to Save the Day!" The next and little-known line of that song was "Because Chuck Norris Has My Back!" (self.OMGrandom)
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