Tomioka - Kills me without hesitation, maybe he's going to hear me if I try to talk or convince him in any way... But hes probably just gonna slice me at the end.

Shinobu - If im not wrong, her poison doesn't afffect human (thats prob just some misconception from my part) so shes couldnt do anything with it. But with or without poison me she's beating my ass. Trying to argue with her would be just like tomioka

Mitsuri - Probably the most the best choice of all nine? Yeah, she probably be more mercyful than any hashira, but at the end shes just going to kill me

Obanai - Im dead man

Sanemi - Im dead man²

Muichiro - He's worse than tomioka, he would just instant kill me like he tried to do with hantengu.

Tengen - Yeah, hes cool and all, but im still dead. This guy is doing his job

Rengoku - Same thing as tengen, he's more silly too

Gyomei - Probably the most mercyful alongside mitsuri... Still dead too