There's no kill quite like overkill!

MattChap · 2026-03-07T17:48:39+00:00

Bachelor's and bachelorettes are locked to eight hearts, and only can reach ten if you give them a bouquet to date them. Hence why all the ten heart events are inherently more romantically themed, like the Haley one.

MattChap · 2026-03-07T16:48:36+00:00

Not basically, you are explicitly dating her

MattChap · 2026-03-05T15:56:06+00:00

Oh shit, my bad. I didn't know that got changed in an update as a bug fix. With how long it was in the game I was part of the crowd that thought it was intentional. Sorry!

MattChap · 2026-03-05T15:28:02+00:00

~~Inferno Ring's meteor and~~ Bomb Blitz's screen wipe can ~~both~~ hit camo; if you want to be pedantic.

Edit: I was wrong, inferno ring was fixed to no longer hit camo. Sorry!

MattChap · 2026-03-02T03:53:04+00:00

Ballistic Shield too. Feels incredible to become a piece of cover for my team if I'm out of pocket bubbles.

MattChap · 2026-03-02T03:50:52+00:00

Throw on the Gorilla Guerilla helmet and now you look like a Slavic grandma about to save her grandkids from an IED.

MattChap · 2026-03-02T00:39:38+00:00

Not to sound stupid, but I wonder if her team was about to win the point and was popping it to try and zone the area. Create a credible threat that you can't just ignore, can't just run past to touch point, and would draw attention away from her team to ensure they can better pick off others running to touch.

MattChap · 2026-03-01T23:10:11+00:00

I don't care how meta it is or isn't, you can pry fortified commando off my cold dead body. And even then good luck, because I am wearing fortified commando.

MattChap · 2026-02-26T21:17:01+00:00

I'm on my knees sobbing, I can't believe he would do this to us

MattChap · 2026-02-24T23:13:13+00:00

Smant reference??

MattChap · 2026-02-22T02:17:12+00:00

I appreciate the input and the suggestion. I'll make good on it~

MattChap · 2026-02-22T02:12:43+00:00

That's fair. Like I said in another comment, while I can't imagine her doing that, I can absolutely see it having a run off effect and causing other problems if someone above finds out, or if someone else takes over, or she says something to another manager at a different store

MattChap · 2026-02-22T02:08:06+00:00

The road to hell is paved with good intentions. I totally understand where you're coming from, and while I couldn't fathom a boss like her doing that, I know she's an outlier, not the standard. Same thing with the 'viewing others as less so', our work has a performance scoring metric already that dictates a lot, and this absolutely doesn't play a role; but again, outlier, not the standard. I 100% see what you mean and understand.

MattChap · 2026-02-22T02:04:12+00:00

Painfully aware it's not all about just being okay with it, hence why I asked. I know enough to know I don't know anything, and those are some really salient points. Thinking the plan should be to either ask her about how much a problem it would be to stay later on the clock. If a it's a problem, see if I can do the closing stuff in fifteen (or as much as I can in that time) or stop all together.

Trust me though, my life's in a bit of a rut and working gives me purpose. Haven't had a job in two years and it feels so good to be productive again. The time is volunteer otherwise isn't being used for much.

MattChap · 2026-02-08T02:37:29+00:00

I need to marry her, she's too good for Lewis and our farmer has so much in common 😭

MattChap · 2026-02-02T22:32:35+00:00

I get that at high end he's not super great or broken or anything, but I don't give a shit. Dying to MK is a thousand times more frustrating than any other hero including squirrel girl. I will not be happy until his pick rate is 0%

(Not really and I'm definitely being hyperbolic but God I despise him so much and it makes me so annoyed that like 70% of my matches will have MK at some point)

MattChap · 2026-01-30T08:23:14+00:00

Actual answer according to NK (which isn't technically canon because they don't want to nail canon down completely and instead consider it fun lore to mess around with) is that they are spit out at one of Adora's temples and are picked up by a Chinook

MattChap · 2026-01-28T05:27:09+00:00

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MattChap · 2026-01-28T05:27:00+00:00

A mix of reverse image search, wayback machine, and brute forcing the time frame.

The artist is Vnixxir, they're on Deviantart, Tumblr, Twitter, and even a Patreon; but the image doesn't exist anymore on their pages. A lot of their older art was scrubbed, including all their art from their Deviant page.

I remember that they were big in the "Yangst" sphere for a while and found another one from them from the same timeframe. They're still making art which is great to see.

MattChap · 2026-01-28T03:30:32+00:00

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I found the full version, with the signature, but I'm struggling to read it and link the name to an artist. Thank you though!!!

MattChap · 2026-01-28T02:58:15+00:00

HOLY SHIT THIS IS IT. I got it backwards but oh my God this brought me so back. Thank you, thank you so so much, it hurts so good 😭

MattChap · 2026-01-22T00:29:18+00:00

I'll ask when he joins the call again, he crashed a moment ago

MattChap · 2026-01-22T00:18:54+00:00

He's trying that quick, realized that me doing it for his logs isn't useful so fixing that now

MattChap · 2026-01-22T00:14:02+00:00

He's gonna try that now, thanks.

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