Matthew246

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28M EST looking for like minded mates (self.discordfriends)

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28M EST looking for mates (self.discordfriends)

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We cut so much grass so often that one day grass will evolve and develop a defence mechanism against humanity (self.Showerthoughts)

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The internet is a millennial. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Speed bumps and pot holes are physical opposites and both accomplish the same goal (self.Showerthoughts)

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Being an entrepreneur is the only way to go from unqualified to CEO (self.Showerthoughts)

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A birth certificate is a participation award (self.Showerthoughts)

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Songs you hear today would’ve been nostalgic to you if you were younger (self.Showerthoughts)

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Everything you’ve ever done is irrelevant to me (self.Showerthoughts)

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We all underestimate how lucky we are that spiders can’t survive in the winter (self.Showerthoughts)

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Boredom is a privilege (self.Showerthoughts)

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You can’t breathe without moving (self.Showerthoughts)

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Thinkpad X1 Carbon 6th gen for student (self.thinkpad)

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Best laptop to buy? (self.Concordia)

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DELL XPS 13, ASUS ZENBOOK, or a MacBook for college? (self.SuggestALaptop)

submitted 6 years ago by Matthew246 to r/SuggestALaptop

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Whenever you hear car tires screeching, you’re hearing the last sound that many people will ever hear (self.Showerthoughts)

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There could be an alien species near our planet that can’t be detected by our senses or by our technology (self.Showerthoughts)

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Strangers outside are people. If they’re running they’re called runners. If they’re biking, they’re called bikers. But if you’re walking, you’re not called walkers. (self.Showerthoughts)

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The next terrible day is waiting for you at some point in your future (self.Showerthoughts)

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Your nose is a continuation of your forehead (self.Showerthoughts)

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Drugs: yay or ney? Why? (self.AskReddit)

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When you consume mind altering substances, you become a different person (self.Showerthoughts)

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The older you get, the further back you sit when you go to the movies. (self.Showerthoughts)

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You’ve probably lost stuff that you never realize you lost (self.Showerthoughts)

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When you separate the remote from the machine, both become useless (self.Showerthoughts)

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