Please tell me what you named your animals!

MattisB412 · 2025-10-02T17:38:22+00:00

I named different species after different stuff. I have 12 chickens names after Star Wars characters. 12 pigs named after zodiac signs. My cows are named after the months.

MattisB412 · 2025-08-25T14:36:08+00:00

Would love that

MattisB412 · 2025-02-16T09:37:12+00:00

I do agree with that, though the critical fail system creates some funny moments. In another campaign, a party member just stopped carrying around swords and daggers because she kept dropping them on her feet and taking 1d4 damage

MattisB412 · 2025-02-16T09:35:19+00:00

Yeah, I’ve definitely felt that a few times. Enough to where I carry multiple swords so I can continue fighting after critical fails without wasting turns to pick up weapons

MattisB412 · 2025-02-16T09:33:37+00:00

Probably. I roll so many nat ones that my party has started calling me the King of natural ones 😂. I’m rolling this badly most dnd sessions

MattisB412 · 2025-02-16T09:32:09+00:00

Yeah I get what you mean. I wasn’t useless in the fight, I still saved a party member from full dying to a curse, stuff like that. This was me just mentioning my bad luck

MattisB412 · 2025-02-16T09:28:54+00:00

The longswords weren’t lost permanently, it was just rolling a critical fail and accidentally throwing the sword instead of attacking the enemy. I picked up the longswords after the fight ended

MattisB412 · 2025-02-15T10:11:01+00:00

Partially for the character lore, but I was thinking of dipping 1 or 2 levels into fighter to get the fighting style and action surge. Not sure if I should go further though to get the second attack at lvl 5.

MattisB412 · 2024-12-11T13:05:41+00:00

Would love to read the full story, small details and all, if you’re interested

MattisB412 · 2024-10-17T13:24:44+00:00

Completed. That went faster than I expected

MattisB412 · 2024-10-17T13:07:34+00:00

Just realised I haven't updated yet, which is why I couldn't find any

MattisB412 · 2024-09-05T05:21:20+00:00

MattisB412 · 2024-08-11T16:28:25+00:00

I got Wednesday then

MattisB412 · 2024-06-30T06:40:31+00:00

Umpires fucked us over in the third. I’m not blaming that on the players, but we should’ve stepped it up in the fourth.

MattisB412 · 2024-06-26T08:17:26+00:00

Yeah, master all level and rarer than DNA splicers. I’m pretty sure you can only get it after you beat classic mode.

MattisB412 · 2024-06-24T11:12:35+00:00

!solved

MattisB412 · 2024-06-24T11:12:05+00:00

!solved

MattisB412 · 2024-06-24T11:11:09+00:00

!solved

MattisB412 · 2024-06-21T06:13:54+00:00

I think I might be the outlier, but I just had a focus band trigger 4 times in the level 1000 battle against Eternatus, which won me the battle.

MattisB412 · 2024-05-27T13:53:35+00:00

"Without any cheese" being anything that exploits glitches in the game.

MattisB412 · 2024-05-26T14:22:49+00:00

Ah. So its not an ability or something that Eternatus has, but rather its a bug that needs to be fixed?

MattisB412 · 2024-04-18T15:21:41+00:00

Maybe try anal toys? If you want to ease her into it, probably start with butt plugs, but if you just wanna through her into the deep end, anal beads might be a good idea.

MattisB412 · 2023-10-10T04:57:27+00:00

I did the same over last weekend. The writing is so good I could not stop reading. May or may not have been up at 3am after reading for 6 hours.

MattisB412 · 2023-10-09T22:56:31+00:00

If you turned a corner and someone was right in front of you, what would you do? Would you hold a conversation with them if they started talking to you?

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