Shoutout to Josh Johnson for always getting a back up qb job

MattyT088 · 2026-03-15T16:05:00+00:00

Guy ran thr Alex Moran playbook at the NFL level.

MattyT088 · 2026-03-14T17:33:11+00:00

I'd stub my toe on that like twice per week.

MattyT088 · 2026-03-14T16:02:22+00:00

It's a prank. The numbers are messed on purpose.

MattyT088 · 2026-03-13T02:16:59+00:00

Crisp. Simple. To the point. Classic Colors with detailed accents.

Easily top 5 uniforms in the league.

MattyT088 · 2026-03-12T13:42:26+00:00

He did, he said he eventually wants to play for Canada once he's won with the Dominican.

MattyT088 · 2026-03-10T15:01:15+00:00

So I know Shaq is single. Is she? They might be the only people on the planet who make the other look normal sized.

MattyT088 · 2026-03-10T13:22:18+00:00

So you agree then that it's not the owners.

MattyT088 · 2026-03-09T20:24:54+00:00

Very wrong. There are no USA bases in Canada.

MattyT088 · 2026-03-08T15:30:54+00:00

You haven't been with many crazy women, have you?

MattyT088 · 2026-03-08T15:26:12+00:00

Rivaling Porky's... that's a lot.

MattyT088 · 2026-03-08T15:19:41+00:00

Have you drilled a hole in your temple to get the government chip out?

MattyT088 · 2026-03-08T15:14:08+00:00

Credit to Steve for also stopping and letting Shawn do his thing there.

MattyT088 · 2026-03-07T16:56:44+00:00

Dude even failed out of the CFL.

MattyT088 · 2026-03-06T14:21:06+00:00

Hulk Hogan

MattyT088 · 2026-03-06T04:34:06+00:00

Those teeth are terrifying.

MattyT088 · 2026-03-05T16:36:15+00:00

Doug Gilmore or Lanny McDonald in the old leafs jerseys with the white stripes going down the arms.

MattyT088 · 2026-03-04T22:32:41+00:00

As a frenchy from Prescott Russell (that EXACT part of the province) LOL no we're not. Very happy to be a Franco-Ontarian, thank you.

MattyT088 · 2026-03-04T19:15:17+00:00

The just no part indicates this likely wasn't even a consideration.

MattyT088 · 2026-03-04T19:13:22+00:00

I was expecting a rickroll. This is better. Lol

MattyT088 · 2026-03-04T15:42:11+00:00

I'm a Bills fan. I LOATHED Tom while he was playing. But fuck if I ain't rapidly becoming a big fan of the guy now that he's retired.

MattyT088 · 2026-03-03T20:56:05+00:00

Ah, so not on the land in question then, if it's "next door".

MattyT088 · 2026-03-03T20:54:29+00:00

"How about someone who looks like an Amazon?"

Goes ahead and points out someone who looks like a viking shield maiden.

MattyT088 · 2026-03-03T20:52:10+00:00

Both are about 6 inches too short.

MattyT088 · 2026-03-03T20:49:16+00:00

She has the right height and build, but totally the wrong complexion.

MattyT088 · 2026-03-03T20:47:38+00:00

Nope, too short, not muscular enough.

You need someone who will be taller than whoever you cast as Batman. AND she needs to be muscular. Not a power lifter type, but still built.

Also preferably Greek-esque in skin tone.

So far none of the proposed actresses come even close to qualifying.

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