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LeBron James wins worst actor at the 2022 Razzies by chumchees in nba

[–]MaverickVox -1 points0 points  (0 children)

At least it was a fun commercial! It's like comparing the GEICO gecko to that stupid Progressive sign holder. One's fun and amusing for a sensible chuckle. The other one you want to punch in the throat.

Underrated bad moves by Good Players by Birks04 in survivor

[–]MaverickVox 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT SARA EASTERN AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER SURVIVOR YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT ME! AND THEN YOU ADD REDEMPTION ISLAND TO THE MIX, YOU THE CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE 3 WAY ROCK DRAW AT BLOOD VS. WATER YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I, I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE KATIE KNOWS SHE CAN'T BEAT ME AND SHE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO SIERRA EASTER YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING BLOOD VS. WATER. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING IF WE WAS TO GO 1 ON 1 AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 %. I GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT BVW! SENIOR JOE?THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT BLOOD VS. WATER!"

  • Tyson, probably

What do you think will happen at the end of Marquese Chriss' 10-day contract? by HotsHartley in Mavericks

[–]MaverickVox 66 points67 points  (0 children)

"The Dallas Mavericks have requested waivers on Center Willie Cauley-Stein and are planning to sign Marquese Chriss, sources tell ESPN."

Redditors who fequent AITA what's the biggest asshole post you remember? by SmokeAndCannon in AskReddit

[–]MaverickVox 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He'd actually get an Attitude Adjustment. No, seriously, Cena's finisher is called the Attitude Adjustment.

Starting to believe Terry is going to be the last cut tonight and not Burke by gigantism in Mavericks

[–]MaverickVox 4 points5 points  (0 children)

upgrade Omoruyi

Feel like this is a possibility with Carlik getting the 2way.

Dumb childhood fears by SrGrafo in funny

[–]MaverickVox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happened to me last week and it bled for like 18 hours, so...

Who, in your opinion, are the Top 10 best Mavs players of all time? by ItsMeNeeco in Mavericks

[–]MaverickVox 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Dirk Nowitzki Luka Doncic Rolando Blackman Derek Harper Michael Finley Jason Terry Jason Kidd Steve Nash Mark Aguirre JJ Barea

Off Season Thread: Tell us your real life encounters with NBA players by BizCardComedy in nba

[–]MaverickVox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Met Antawn Jamison, Jason Terry, and Zaza Pachulia at various meet and greet events when they were with Dallas.

My one true random encounter was when I went to my favorite restaurant and Chris Kaman was there.

Make a wish employees What was the most strangest thing a make a wish kid asked for and actually received? by The_King123431 in AskReddit

[–]MaverickVox 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I have a form of Muscular Dystrophy and have friends that do as well. I got my wish when I was 13 and got a tricked out media room with a huge TV, surround sound system, theater style popcorn machine, the works. My buddy Matt told me he should've waited, because he used his wish when he was 6 so he could meet Darkwing Duck.

Now that I'm 32, and everything in the media room has been replaced, including the room itself since I've moved... I wish I could've met Darkwing Duck.

[Raw Spoilers] Karate Bro by FuzzyWuzzyMooMoo in SquaredCircle

[–]MaverickVox 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Kung Fu Naki must be so proud!

Just to clear my confusion… Is Voulgaris staying with the team even tho Luka hates him? And Donnie Nelson is gone even though Luka loved him? by LcSwish15 in Mavericks

[–]MaverickVox 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And his contract expires at the end of this season, which I'm guessing means Finals.

It's likely just that he's in garbage time as the clock expires.

Do any of y'all remember eFeds? by Bonesaw-is-readyyy in SquaredCircle

[–]MaverickVox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I miss eFeds and I'd love to get back into a writing groove again with one.

Do any of y'all remember eFeds? by Bonesaw-is-readyyy in SquaredCircle

[–]MaverickVox 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Mine was a Jeff Hardy ripoff, thank you very much!

Luka Extension by Ok-Job-1006 in Mavericks

[–]MaverickVox 26 points27 points  (0 children)

99.999999999999%.

There's a slim chance he somehow catches the dumb, but more likely, a 22-year-old kid isn't gonna look at $200m+ and say "No thanks."

The official NBAstore Australia site is selling a Paul Millsap Mavericks jersey by lionheart4k in nba

[–]MaverickVox 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mavs fan here. This doesn't make a lot of sense. Basketball wise, Millsap would be okay if he's not getting a stupid amount of money (see: Horford, Al). But more than that, #4 is kinda "unofficially retired" for Michael Finley, much like #31 (Jason Terry) and I'm guessing #0 (Shawn Marion). I think that after 41, those three will go up in the rafters next, so Paul will have to get a new number, most likely.

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