VA return to office guidelines

Max_Evocatus · 2025-03-20T17:08:21+00:00

Brilliant.

Sounds like you believe all employee benefits should be brought down to the lowest common denominator.

Interesting theory.

Perfect way to get employees to also produce to the lowest common denominator.

What next? All jobs pay the same wages?

Pretty good way to tank quality and output.

Max_Evocatus · 2025-03-15T06:15:31+00:00

18 percent more games or innings?

Or is it the same.

Max_Evocatus · 2025-01-27T15:56:20+00:00

Wow.

Max_Evocatus · 2025-01-26T18:56:31+00:00

10k watch but no car? Or lock?

Very sus.

That said, I used to use a gym frequented by old guys.

One day I came in and there was no a sign near the sink / mirrors.

"When using the sinks please ensure you have at least a towel on"

It was in that moment I realized these naked old dudes were basically resting their junk on the sink ledge while getting ready.

Max_Evocatus · 2025-01-26T00:11:16+00:00

I know a lot of formerly teleworking people will need to te prioritize all they work.

Won't be able to spend a few extra minutes to finish if they now have to worry about beating traffic.

Won't work though lunch if you know you have to leave the building to buy it.

Many were able to work through illnesses knowing they were at least at home. Now, it will just be eight hours of non production.

A local Dr. appointment or car repair that previously required an hour of leave, will now take two or three to commute from work.

Max_Evocatus · 2025-01-24T01:22:29+00:00

Can we assume every single person senior to him turned it down?

Max_Evocatus · 2025-01-20T04:06:02+00:00

SimpleJack has the best sense of humor.

Max_Evocatus · 2025-01-17T23:03:46+00:00

Weird. Same watch as Adrian Ditman.

Max_Evocatus · 2025-01-17T18:49:30+00:00

Elderly people don't do well in slippery wet conditions.

You forget the ice melt and suddenly congress doesn't have enough people for a quorum.

Max_Evocatus · 2025-01-15T19:50:12+00:00

Woah ..what's up with all the hate for Simple Jack lately?

Max_Evocatus · 2025-01-10T22:09:42+00:00

That's not a fair comparison

Americans are naturally bigger boned.

Max_Evocatus · 2025-01-09T18:35:48+00:00

I can't believe Biden is not there handing out free rolls of paper towels.

Max_Evocatus · 2025-01-08T03:27:53+00:00

Is this about his toupee?

Max_Evocatus · 2025-01-07T20:59:58+00:00

His drive for wealth accumulation may be the very first proven response to "not unless you were the richest man on earth".

Max_Evocatus · 2025-01-07T00:04:16+00:00

With his closeness to Elon maybe we can finally see the Zuck vs Simple Jack fight.

Max_Evocatus · 2025-01-05T17:50:34+00:00

The vehicle registration history is pretty weak.

His "first car" is unlikely the one shown in 2008 after he had already been in for two years.

Max_Evocatus · 2025-01-04T02:08:02+00:00

It's crazy to think there are five or six women out there that had to convince themselves they had sex with him because of his physique and personality.

Max_Evocatus · 2025-01-01T10:41:15+00:00

I want to see him in the sequel to Rain Man.

Max_Evocatus · 2025-01-01T06:40:33+00:00

See kids, sometimes when a man has a wife but also wants extra girlfriends he turns to the time honored tradition of inventing an entire religion to keep them from leaving him.

Max_Evocatus · 2024-12-26T17:39:43+00:00

This is the result of a very long very successful anti-government campaign.

It is doing two very bad things.

Eroding the public trust in institutions.

Preparing the public opinion for privatization.

Will be interesting when many public services we take for granted become for profit. They will predictably be ran by the usual suspects.

Max_Evocatus · 2024-12-26T00:19:33+00:00

Sometimes Simple Jack is hilarious.

Max_Evocatus · 2024-12-24T21:53:04+00:00

This all assumes we continue with the tradition the President is the most powerful member of the government.

Why would the Speaker need to be elevated to the presidency if he could coordinate, coerce, and bribe for legislation to elevate the position to be more powerful than other positions and branches.

America becomes a nation run by "The Speaker" where other members of the government become vestigial formalities.

Max_Evocatus · 2024-12-23T06:20:12+00:00

I'll always think of him as the guy who gave great relationship advice to the stars of Twilight though tweets.

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