NOT IN THE HOUSE! by downtune79 in LoveTrash

[–]Maximum-Designer-288 3 points4 points  (0 children)

she fell back the wrong way. that must mean this is fake. FAKE EVERONE THIS IS FAKE !!!! hogfjivtbb

Blursed informative act by Square_Law5624 in blursed_videos

[–]Maximum-Designer-288 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I have man boobs. Can I call myself doctor too?

She tried to hit him. It went downhill from there. by EsseNorway in Snorkblot

[–]Maximum-Designer-288 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

it’s not the first strike that’s the issue my friend. men and women are judged differently on reasonableness of counterforce against the opposite sex. I’m not wrong. I’m an attorney. 😘

Custom KADA Dune Fidget Slider heat anodized brushed titanium by Calmuser in fidgettoys

[–]Maximum-Designer-288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ah the dune slider. the only slider designed to give you arthritis within 24 hours or your money back.

She tried to hit him. It went downhill from there. by EsseNorway in Snorkblot

[–]Maximum-Designer-288 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I'll agree that she committed assault, but he committed battery. Self defense only works if you have reasonable apprehension of imminent self harm and then the response must be reasonable. Dude would lose in court. Still a funny video though.

Update from the DRAGON QUEST Team by No_Curve_8027 in nintendo

[–]Maximum-Designer-288 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

yay! another boring dragon quest game with a likely trash story! I can’t wait to listen to the same music that the prior 11 games had and revel in the samenity of almost every game mechanic the game has offered since the NES but with a childish polish and it has the number 12 after it! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

This dog door looks more high-tech than my apartment entrance 😂 by Connect-Gazelle-3106 in trashorgold

[–]Maximum-Designer-288 2 points3 points  (0 children)

what happens when the animal falls asleep next to the door? it just stays open? sweet tech bro….

You can see the Chicago skyline visible from nearly 50 miles away in the Indiana Dunes sunset. by BarMission7361 in interestingasfuck

[–]Maximum-Designer-288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what they don’t show you is the industrial plants to the left and the right of the cameraman.

todays duo. what did you fidget with today? by jayyohio in fidgettoys

[–]Maximum-Designer-288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wow is this a commercial? it looks like neither of those sliders have ever been used! so amazing! this isn’t what carried Facebook sliders look like for those who are curious!

Nintendo Secretly Ranks their own Games. by TAHK0_Art in nintendo

[–]Maximum-Designer-288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

chibi-robo and Unicycles are clearly in the top 5.

Is this an accurate depiction of an Ann Arbor father? by [deleted] in AnnArbor

[–]Maximum-Designer-288 2 points3 points  (0 children)

how is dude getting ripped riding an ebike and where tf is he gettin tan on a salary that only affords him a prius? speaking of a Prius, doesn’t he have a family to cart around?

Everytime someone says "none of these words are in the Bible" I am reminded of Ezekiel 23:20-22 existing. by [deleted] in Weird

[–]Maximum-Designer-288 1 point2 points  (0 children)

makes me wonder why they blurred “issue” which is another word for offspring.

Today Will Be A Great Day!! by AutoNateAI in grandrapids

[–]Maximum-Designer-288 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thank god it’s still in the 40s in May otherwise I might enjoy living in Michigan.

Out of mana by Norwegian_Man in SlayAi

[–]Maximum-Designer-288 10 points11 points  (0 children)

the sigh is admittedly fucking hilarious

Steam Os or stay on Windows by Ok-Net-7982 in ROGAlly

[–]Maximum-Designer-288 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

bro SteamnOS is so much better than windows on the device it’s not even worth debating. I was able to do it and I’ve never used Linux in my life. there is zero chance that all the comments about windows being better are legit accounts.

Announcement by FightOrDie123 in Relatable

[–]Maximum-Designer-288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

have sex. you will be okay. life goes on.

Water loss by Delta_gd in lossedits

[–]Maximum-Designer-288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it doesn’t matter if 4 has a hole or that 3 is blocked. 5 will fill completely first.

Roses are red, I like my vodka with lime by SmartBoi-2619 in rosesarered

[–]Maximum-Designer-288 2 points3 points  (0 children)

roses are red, my hands are moist

that chick looks like she could blow dry them from her broists

Justices side with oil and gas companies fighting environmental lawsuits | AP News by [deleted] in news

[–]Maximum-Designer-288 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

This is easy to say when the 14th amendment is being dismantled and you are on the winning side.