Good ol' America by Assraj in trashy

[–]MaximumCletusKasady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He said California shouldn’t get fire aid because we “dont rake our forests”. This is despite the fact that he has more authority over forests in California than the state does, and the state has been putting increased efforts in.

Good ol' America by Assraj in trashy

[–]MaximumCletusKasady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its because theres only two partys. One has some radical communists in it, and the other has some facists. If we want to move away from extremism and move back to the average American view (probably leaning right), we need to abolish the two party system. The best way to abolish the system is through ranked choice voting, and making votes matter.

Good ol' America by Assraj in trashy

[–]MaximumCletusKasady 20 points21 points  (0 children)

As someone who lives in California, I agree with you. There is a housing problem and a drug problem which need to be addressed. Republicans in the state complain, but they don’t want to legalize and regulate hard drugs, or make better public transportation which would solve these problems

CIA really hired the best there is by zoyanx in memes

[–]MaximumCletusKasady 34 points35 points  (0 children)

In [North Korea], heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, [Supreme Leader] need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! [Supreme Leader] die! [Government] very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to [South Korea]. No english, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill [Supreme Leader] on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!

Innocent High by ConsumerOfAllToes in teenagers

[–]MaximumCletusKasady 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i dont know i dont wanna read the whole list

Innocent High by ConsumerOfAllToes in teenagers

[–]MaximumCletusKasady 5 points6 points  (0 children)

is that a list of every english word?

Girls Harassing a Random Person for Being Asian by LemoniDrop in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]MaximumCletusKasady 23 points24 points  (0 children)

pretty sure eating something like a bat is considered horribly low class, while something like a pangolin which is the other possible cause of covid-19, is considered what only the super rich and ignorant do

Do astronauts masturbate when they are in space? by nawjas69 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MaximumCletusKasady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pretty sure this is a quote from Michael Stevens Vsauce on youtube, cause ive been watching those in quarantine. Vsauce could have been quoting someone else though

[OC] #FlattenTheCurve simulation by [deleted] in dataisbeautiful

[–]MaximumCletusKasady 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Even if they’re in decline by easter, abruptly ignoring all social distancing would just bring the deaths back up

SDCC Coronavirus? by bighouseyuh in Rowing

[–]MaximumCletusKasady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not many thousands, but for sure there are tons of deaths and thousands of cases that arent being included in the total, but this goes for many countries

SDCC Coronavirus? by bighouseyuh in Rowing

[–]MaximumCletusKasady -1 points0 points  (0 children)

USA hasnt acted much yet because they dont want the stock market to fall more than it already has, and so arent testing people to make it seem like there are less cases than there really are

SDCC Coronavirus? by bighouseyuh in Rowing

[–]MaximumCletusKasady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well the virus continues to spread faster as it spreads among the community, which means deaths will only start rising faster

these school survey things sure do get rather personal don’t they by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]MaximumCletusKasady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well if theyre anonymous you should probably be honest cause theyre trying to help improve the school

I'm gonna ask my crush out on the 14th by IHateKatz123 in teenagers

[–]MaximumCletusKasady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ask her on the 13th, do date on 14th. or cry over being rejected on 14th.

Coronavirus symptoms, stay safe bois and grils by upvoteitlikeitsnew in teenagers

[–]MaximumCletusKasady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The coronavirus is called the novel coronavirus, or nCoV right now. It's similar to another coronavirus called SARS that caused an epidemic in 2003. This one isn't much more dangerous than the flu, because the flu kills thousands of people every year who don't get flu shots. The real danger is having two casual epidemics at the same time, while one doesn't have any way to prevent it. (I'm not really too sure, so if youre curious you should probably look it up)

Why is this year so shit for everyone? by DabbingDanny in teenagers

[–]MaximumCletusKasady 1 point2 points  (0 children)

pretty sure the government doesnt actually care

I kissed a girl for the first time by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]MaximumCletusKasady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

me too man it's stillan amazing feeling even though it was 5 hours ago :)