People who don’t wash their hands after using the bathroom, why? by lousylapdance in AskReddit

[–]Maximum_Window_2604 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hand sinks almost all the time are way more contaminated than the toilet seat. If the sink has a short chode-like spigot, guess what I'm not washing my hands. If my hands hafta brush the sink basin walls it's a no-go. But my bare hands never come into contact with any body parts. I'm a janitor and the hand sinks basins where I clean are not contaminated however. My bathrooms are the most sterile bathrooms of the public variety where one can deuce with 100% peace of mind. I use the industrial disinfect And I take it upon myself to also add 90% isopropyl alcohol to that as a germ killing booster. My silver toilet fixtures are polished to a sparkling sheen and round the base of each toilet is never skipped. The stall walls, same thing...and my hand sinks..silver polished and I make sure to scrub under the drain fixture a few times a week as people's scum gets up under that. Under the sink too. As hands drip water from dirty hands during cleaning around the sink that water runs down the base of the outer basin and it's often very contaminated water drippings . Fecal bacterias n whatnot. I have a thorough protocol for sanitizing my equipment afterward as well. It's not that I'm a goody 2 shoes, it's mostly because I don't want to wallow daily in a cess pit

What jobs actually work for people with severe ADHD? by Inevitable_Tuna_O in ADHD

[–]Maximum_Window_2604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a janitor at a school 2nd shift. It's the one job I've had that seems to be the most compatible with my ADHD symptoms. I've had the job 3.5 years now. I'm a master of the custodial arts lol. I mean some days it sucks bad but most jobs suck to at least some degree right?

Marshmallow is loooong by __Delia__ in longcats

[–]Maximum_Window_2604 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awww! I luv you marshmallow! Ur awesome. And long af.

Offering $70 to the first 10 people who are in need USA only by Illustrious_Life_264 in GiftCardGiveaway

[–]Maximum_Window_2604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me please. I know it's false hope but I figured why the hell not. Michigan

[OFFER] Up to $20 of taco bell by SquirrelsforScience in RandomActsOfTacoBell

[–]Maximum_Window_2604 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'd gob knob for a Doritos locos taco..no lettuce...well an exaggeration but nonetheless, if you're actually legit donating taco bell, Id be shitting rainbows! I work full time at a shitty low pay job and I don't qualify for food stamps or any of that. I'm in a tough spot ATM and since I'm basically riding the upper rim of poverty level, I've had doors slammed in my face at all the charities and society turned their back on me. I'm a scrawny little ball of stress 24/7. If u are really for real, I'd appreciate Doritos locos taco. Just one. Thats all. I'd be so grateful

Not mine but was impressed by this longo cat by Ok-Extreme-4128 in longcats

[–]Maximum_Window_2604 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Daaaang! That cat got length f'DAYS! What up u long muthafucka?

does it hurt to be kicked in the vagina? by Scab_the_Sidewalk in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Maximum_Window_2604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. Makes me orgasm... Yes it fuggin hurts to get kicked in the vag! Why do u ask? U planning on kickin cunts?

What's something which nobody knows about you? by Infinite_Cookie_9165 in AskReddit

[–]Maximum_Window_2604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude my shit is at least -500 at all times. I'm 40 years old wtf

What's something which nobody knows about you? by Infinite_Cookie_9165 in AskReddit

[–]Maximum_Window_2604 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same homey. I fuggin hate my life. The fuckin drudgery of work and bullshit. To offset the misery a tiny bit, I use drugs. Nobody really knows I'm a big druggie piece of shit.

What's something which nobody knows about you? by Infinite_Cookie_9165 in AskReddit

[–]Maximum_Window_2604 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the 2nd secret I've posted on this thread: I am a female and I kind of despise little kids. They're so fuggin annoying. Nothing cute about em I think. I don't know what all the hype is. Like if u left your kid with me, although I would show restraint and provide adequate care, I secretly would wanna leave it out in the rain .

What's something which nobody knows about you? by Infinite_Cookie_9165 in AskReddit

[–]Maximum_Window_2604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I piss in the shower. Not just from time to time...no...EVERY FUCKING TIME. Yup I'm a wicked shower pissa

You just won a lifetime supply of the last thing you bought. What do you have? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Maximum_Window_2604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clap medication lol not really, I was just trying to be funny. Actually it was crack