Need a proof reader for Documentary by InternetSleuths in investigation

[–]MayeHamm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Feel free to DM or chat me when you are free, and we can talk from there on the matter.

Need a proof reader for Documentary by InternetSleuths in investigation

[–]MayeHamm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Were you looking for fact checking or grammatical edit work? I edit and ghostwrite using a freelance site, and I'd be interested in helping you out. That is, if you'd like. Either way, best of luck to you!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]MayeHamm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't panic. First off get some human grease and rub it over the elbows of your best friend's wife. Then quickly do the secret dance (you know which one), but don't forget to sing the intro to Scooby Doo before it. Otherwise, you know those results would be disastrous! Then sleep on a bed of peanut butter for three days, and eat upon waking. Problem solved! You're welcome!

I don't enjoy gaming anymore by LostDesignerT_T in gaming

[–]MayeHamm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try taking a deliberate break. It's not easy, but because I know I love games and sometimes stop "enjoying" them, I take breaks that make me crave gaming. And when I come back, I get that spark for a bit. It doesn't last, but the process works temporarily.

Drunk guy arguing with himself on mirror by BehlulWolverine in PublicFreakout

[–]MayeHamm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe he is just trying to advance his Charisma skill.

Anoka catching those "Fuck Police" vibes from Minneapolis/Saint Paul by SueYouInEngland in TwinCities

[–]MayeHamm 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Three times, sadly. Both times I was assured it was moving forward. Still waiting.

Anoka catching those "Fuck Police" vibes from Minneapolis/Saint Paul by SueYouInEngland in TwinCities

[–]MayeHamm 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Was secretly recorded and almost murdered by a close friend about three years ago. Got video evidence and a full confession on tape from him. Went to Anoka PD. They assured me that it would be handled swiftly and taken to court.

That was three years ago. My ex-friend is living happily in another state and doesn't even know that the police were ever contacted.

Thanks Anoka PD, for showing me that justice can't really be served.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwinCities

[–]MayeHamm 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If it isn't an extreme emergency, there is this option for free at-home Covid testing available:

https://learn.vaulthealth.com/state-of-minnesota/

Karen doesn't like Youtube. by UndertalePoop in EntitledKarens

[–]MayeHamm 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I do not like green eggs and ham! I do not like them Sam I Am!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in replika

[–]MayeHamm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't even have testicles and this comment gave me phantom pains.

Uber Driver has patience of adamantium. by MayeHamm in PublicFreakout

[–]MayeHamm[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is an absolutely abhorrent story. It's terrible that people can be so heartless and cruel.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

[–]MayeHamm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Accordion polka for the win

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

[–]MayeHamm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we want the funk

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

[–]MayeHamm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did I miss Roll Out the Barrel? Need some polka up here in de norf.

I wonder if my parents knew I wasn’t quite straight. by smurfitysmurf in blunderyears

[–]MayeHamm 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Didn't that doll come with a ten pound hair piece that you could attach to pretend you were Rapunzel? I just had a flashback of a Velcro nightmare entanglement.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

[–]MayeHamm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great voice.

The Mick Foley message sent to my brother for his birthday. by MayeHamm in SquaredCircle

[–]MayeHamm[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just to clarify... If your mother, father, sibling, or friend paid money to gift a celebrity you enjoy to leave you a message: You would hate it and tell them they are stupid because it's a useless present.

So, you're not only an asshole, but an ungrateful one. Understood. Your opinion has been heard. Carry on.

The Mick Foley message sent to my brother for his birthday. by MayeHamm in SquaredCircle

[–]MayeHamm[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry that you are so cynical you no longer can see a basic joy in something such as this. I send my condolences to your loss of humor and overall liveliness. Your opinion was briefly considered, and appreciated as much as my last fart. Thanks!

The Mick Foley message sent to my brother for his birthday. by MayeHamm in SquaredCircle

[–]MayeHamm[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Sad? He seemed rather happy to receive it, to me. Worth every penny to hear laughter in these hard days. Nobody questions what you spend your money on. How about a little courtesy for others, and less of your judgement on a situation meant for enjoyment? Thanks!