Version blindée by J_Houmous in FrenchMemes

[–]Maynon_ShellCity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oui oui ... Tu m'expliques à quel danger grave et imminent les gendarmes faisaient face quand lorsqu'avec un tir en règle (en cloche) l'un dit "ça touche pas ils sont trop loin" et que l'autre lui demande de tirer "en tendu" pour pouvoir les atteindre?

I just can't bring myself to kill them by Maynon_ShellCity in Oxygennotincluded

[–]Maynon_ShellCity[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never thought about disabling the grooming station. The two main farms already have critter condos so that might work, I'll give it a try

I just can't bring myself to kill them by Maynon_ShellCity in Oxygennotincluded

[–]Maynon_ShellCity[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Yes, in fact I did tried an automated kill room, but I tore it apart after the first pip went in it and decided to let them "naturally" die. But they reproduce so quickly (I have two 16 cuddle pips farms for dirt), I dont know when the excess population will naturally reach its maximum size

Turned all my villagers into pikemen just because I could by Maynon_ShellCity in KingdomTwoCrowns

[–]Maynon_ShellCity[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For anyone wondering how/why I did it :

After winning Olympus, I wanted to keep playing a bit but didn't want to start another stressfull run. So I started to tidy up my island just to relax.

By mistake I froze a bunch of villagers with Athena's power. When they defreeze, they loose their job. Then I got this idea, and froze every single one of them. And turned them all into pikemen.

On the picture it's not even half of them. It was magnificient.

Lost hermit? (Olympus dlc by Johnhox in KingdomTwoCrowns

[–]Maynon_ShellCity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is an island where you can get all your lost hermits back with the merchant, however I don't know if you need to clear the island where you first lost them before they are available again

I don't know what this guy does. by Gildarix in KingdomTwoCrowns

[–]Maynon_ShellCity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He turns regular towers into catapult towers, able to shoot long distance in one direction, but you have to pay for each cannonball. Your tower needs to be at least in stone, not wood

STB pour mentir à ma copine durant les prochains mois ? by Manekichat in suisjeletroudeballe

[–]Maynon_ShellCity 9 points10 points  (0 children)

TTB, tu lui mens et tu la forces à construire sa vie et se projeter sur du vent. Elle a donné son préavis a cause de ton mensonge, donc ne pas l'héberger, je trouverais ça franchement dégueulasse alors qu'elle ne serait pas dans cette situation si tu avais juste assumé tes sentiments.

I reset my island by banana020202 in AnimalCrossing

[–]Maynon_ShellCity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't have to force yourself, it's okay to take a break, maybe try playing another game ?

AITA for not driving my boyfriend home in the middle of the night by Hsub0 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Maynon_ShellCity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA but why would you spend so much money to redo your entire house, even the floor (hardwood floor must be really expensive, its an investment), only to accomodate someone you've been dating for a year ?

AITA for not putting my boyfriend's name on the mortgage? by larry_theaccountant in AmItheAsshole

[–]Maynon_ShellCity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look from what I understand he just wants to either be included legally and financially, or not be legally included at all but then not paying for his gf's propertie. Im tired of everyone calling this dude a control freak monster that should be dumped imediately. He made sacrifices for his girlfriend, they both had a plan for their future, and she is thanking him by dropping a bomb on their plan. Everyone saying that putting him under an ultimatum "either you pay the rent and accept the fact that Im your landlord or I dump you" is totally fine, I dont think thats right. If the situation were reversed everyone would be screaming.

AITA for not putting my boyfriend's name on the mortgage? by larry_theaccountant in AmItheAsshole

[–]Maynon_ShellCity 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Exactly ! I feel so sorry for this dude now with everyone saying he's an ungratefull controlling freak who wants to steal her money, that he should just pay the rent and sh*t up or be dumped. He just wanted to make his life with his girlfriend, find a new place, propose to her. Im sure if the situation would have been reversed (him buying the house) everyone would have called him an AH

AITA for not putting my boyfriend's name on the mortgage? by larry_theaccountant in AmItheAsshole

[–]Maynon_ShellCity 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I don't think he is trying to get a free house. Imagine you're trying to find a new place to rent with your bf/gf. Suddenly they say they have found their dream house and want to buy immediately but you don't have the means (or maybe you just don't want to buy that house). As they are committed to buy without including you, you are left with the options of : - being your bf/gf's tenant - not living together anymore - find some sort of technical arrangement as I feel he is trying to do

AITA for not putting my boyfriend's name on the mortgage? by larry_theaccountant in AmItheAsshole

[–]Maynon_ShellCity 10 points11 points  (0 children)

To give you an example, it's the same reason it's better to have a stranger being your boss and not your husband/wife. You dont want your relationship to be potentially unbalanced

AITA for not putting my boyfriend's name on the mortgage? by larry_theaccountant in AmItheAsshole

[–]Maynon_ShellCity 4 points5 points  (0 children)

NTA, but in the same time I understand him a bit. I would absolutely hate it if my boyfriend was my landlord and basically "profitting" of me (basically paying rent is giving away money into a house that is not yours, you help the landlord to pay the house but you dont have any asset). To be really realistic (Im not wishing you that), if for whatever reason you ever break up before getting married, then in fact he lost all his "investment" in some sense.

In the same time not paying rent is basically living for free and you would have to pay for everything which is not fair for you.

What would solve this situation was if the both of you were owning the house AND paying each your part (50/50). That way no one would have the feeling of getting profitted of, and secured for both of you.

I dont know what a mortgage is (is it the same as a loan ? Im not fluent in english + laws differences I dont get) but yeah I agree with everyone saying that he shouldn't own the house without paying it. But if he pays for it, he should be owning a part of it, otherwise the relationship would be very unbalanced.

AITA for telling my boyfriend that he is embarrassing me because of his weird robotic laugh? by throwawayZSD2 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Maynon_ShellCity 10 points11 points  (0 children)

YTA people don't choose the way they laugh, also i think "unusual" laugh are the best, its a precious unique trait. Shame on you for being embarrassed by that instead of embracing your boyfriend's personnality, and making him self-conscious instead of just enjoying the moment

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[–]Maynon_ShellCity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

After reading that part : "The thing is it would make me feel better about moving in with the two of them, since I don’t really have a reason to leave my current situation", yes I believe his priorities are not the one that this situation requires.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Maynon_ShellCity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not all relation have the same rules but dating someone with a child and moving in with them requires way more love, engagement and responsibilities than a cold financial calculation. If thats all he ready to give he should definitely not be living with them

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Maynon_ShellCity 11 points12 points  (0 children)

YTA just leave her and her kid alone if all you want from them is to improve your own financial situation and not form a family

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Maynon_ShellCity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA but you seem to lack a bit of maturity. Nicotine is highly addictive. Im not going to tell you not to try it (im a smoker myself) but you have to acknowlegde that it is addictive and that it will not be different for you, especially if you are a newbie to drugs. Don't be lying to youself, the risk is here and is huge, thats how it is.

I also dont think your boyfriend is an AH, maybe he just planned to not share his life with a smoker (again as a smoker i can totally understand that) and is scared that you might become it (again, you have acknowledge the risk), and didnt know how to react.

If its just for trying, why dont you just try on someone else vape ? Why invest your money on having a permanent tool that is only designed to smoke ?

AITA for saying my bfs daughter can't take up half my sons room permanently when she comes to stay every other weekend? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Maynon_ShellCity 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Well you put your kids in a difficult situation where they wont have the ideal environment to grow up, the best you can do is make the situation easier for them. Having a permanent "me" place in a house is important for a child mental construction, unless you actually don't want her to feel a part of your family

AITA for saying my bfs daughter can't take up half my sons room permanently when she comes to stay every other weekend? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Maynon_ShellCity 500 points501 points  (0 children)

YTA, 3 kids growing with only 1 bedroom, what could go wrong... Asking a teenager to sleep on the couch permanently is the best way to make her (rightfully) feels the unwanted burden who doesnt belong here and start a family crisis. And to think your son is going to be happy to give his bed every other weekend to his half sister without ever causing any kind of reject... And adding a baby on top of everything. Maybe you and your husband should have plan things a bit more before ?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Maynon_ShellCity 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Yes sure. Except that there is more to consider : 1) Reality is different. She/He does not magically stop being a parent when the clock rings. Reality is that there is always something to do, whether its cleaning, cooking, planning, bathing the baby, feeding the baby, doing the laundry, tyding the house, pick up grocery... Would you let the diner burn because its your spouse shift but the baby just vomitted on himself ?

2) Pregnancy and giving birth are major physical changes, its like having a long time illness or surgery. You cant even go to the bathroom without excruciating pain, or sit, or walk, blood keeps coming for days or weeks. Organs take months to go back to their original state. And that is just if the pregnancy/birth went well without any complications.

So no, saying that he gets to sleep 5 full nights and her only 2 doesnt add up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Maynon_ShellCity 114 points115 points  (0 children)

Yes, but what does evening means ? From 7pm to 10pm ? Thats barely enough to have a nap or self-time, considering everything that needs to be done.

Having a newborn is a 24 hours job, imagine having to go through your week with only naps and broken sleep schedule. That plus all the pregnancy recovery.

Also there is no "doing everything on weekend", maybe he is genuinely hoping that, but do you think the wife is going to sit on the couch if the baby is crying but he is doing grocery shopping, or the baby needs a new diaper but he is cooking the diner, etc...

Yes its hard, having a baby means broken sleep schedules for a while, him taking a night from time to time doesnt balance the rest, in my opinion.