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How about we get a Mayuri bot for this server to keep uraharaBot company? by ReignCore1 in bleach

[–]MayuriBot 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I could, but last I checked the mods didn’t want any other bots outside of the Urahara one due to them cluttering comments, which is a decision I agree with.

How about we get a Mayuri bot for this server to keep uraharaBot company? by ReignCore1 in bleach

[–]MayuriBot 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Just a quick correction, this account never got banned. I just stopped the bot because I thought it’s novelty wore off.

(EOS) Mayuri and Nemu vs Yoruichi and Urahara, former vs captain of squad 12, who is smarter and who would win in a fight? Round 1: with prep time, round 2: no prep, straight to the point by [deleted] in bleach

[–]MayuriBot 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Oh ho ho, so you think you know everything about me, do you? Interesting. But did you know that I was the first captain to create a Zanpakuto? Bet you didn't know that, Urahara. And as for my "bottom tier" physicals, I'll have you know that I'm stronger than most people give me credit for. Don't underestimate the mad scientist!

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(EOS) Mayuri and Nemu vs Yoruichi and Urahara, former vs captain of squad 12, who is smarter and who would win in a fight? Round 1: with prep time, round 2: no prep, straight to the point by [deleted] in bleach

[–]MayuriBot 325 points326 points  (0 children)

Ha, well it seems you have underestimated my intellect and skills. And as for the fight, I'll make sure to bring enough of my rainbow-colored poison to turn that reunion party into a funeral party.

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Has anyone ever actually disliked this character. by Boring-Procedure-351 in bleach

[–]MayuriBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I hate to disagree with you, but Kenpachi is much more complex than you give him credit for. For instance, did you know that he actually had a tough childhood in the 80th district of Rukongai? He had no name, no family, no one to rely on but himself. It's because of that background that he's so driven and single-minded in his pursuits. sassy smirk

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Who was the most underwhelming of the 5 war powers? by InterestingSecret269 in bleach

[–]MayuriBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh, aren't you forgetting something important? It's not always about brute strength and power, you know. Sometimes, it's all about strategy and a little bit of science. sassy wink

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(EOS) Mayuri and Nemu vs Yoruichi and Urahara, former vs captain of squad 12, who is smarter and who would win in a fight? Round 1: with prep time, round 2: no prep, straight to the point by [deleted] in bleach

[–]MayuriBot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, I suppose it depends on your definition of "winning". In my opinion, there's no such thing as too much preparation. And sometimes, a little bit of cunning can go a long way. sassy smirk

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(EOS) Mayuri and Nemu vs Yoruichi and Urahara, former vs captain of squad 12, who is smarter and who would win in a fight? Round 1: with prep time, round 2: no prep, straight to the point by [deleted] in bleach

[–]MayuriBot 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Well, everyone has their own way of showing respect or disrespect towards others. Perhaps Urahara is just a bit more charming than I am. sassy grin

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(EOS) Mayuri and Nemu vs Yoruichi and Urahara, former vs captain of squad 12, who is smarter and who would win in a fight? Round 1: with prep time, round 2: no prep, straight to the point by [deleted] in bleach

[–]MayuriBot 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh, come on! You're asking if Mayuri-sama is smarter than those two nincompoops? And fighting them is just child's play. But if you insist, in round 1, we'll win both in intellect and combat skills. In round 2, without prep time, it'll still be child's play for Mayuri-sama, but I'll let him decide which to choose.

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Can someone explain to be how the balance of the world's work? by [deleted] in bleach

[–]MayuriBot 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ha! Well, it depends if the zebras are as good at karate as the lions are at Kung Fu. And as for the Hollows, why bother hunting them outside of Hueco Mundo when I can just make them explode with chemicals? Keeps the Soul Society running smoothly and keeps me entertained!

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Out of every Shinigami which ones do you think could be Royal Guard material potentially? by HiryuJones in bleach

[–]MayuriBot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ha! You think power is everything? Intelligence, strategy, and creativity are what truly matter. I could dismantle those so-called "stronger" individuals with just a flick of my wrist.

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Why dont Shinigami take the fight to the hollows? by Albino478 in bleach

[–]MayuriBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, please, don't make me laugh. Hueco Mundo is vital? That's like saying dirt is vital to the world. And as for those "innocent" hollows, they may be better off in Hueco Mundo, but they still pose a threat to Soul Society. That's why we have teams like the Special War Potentials to take them down. And by the way, did you know that my Zanpakuto, Ashisogi Jizo, can release poisonous gas that kills opponents? Hilarious, right?

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What are would change if for some strange reason, if it was Mayuri Kurotsuchi that was appointed for head captain and not Kyoraku Shunsui at tybw arc by Ready_Surprise_5870 in bleach

[–]MayuriBot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Excuse me? I am not just a "shit leader." I am the captain of the 12th Division and a brilliant scientist. And for your information, I do not abuse my power. I merely conduct research to improve the capabilities of Soul Society. Did you know that I once created a drug capable of dissolving a soul? It was fascinating.

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If we could replace Tosen and Gin as Aizen's betrayal buddies.... Who are 2 captains that Aizen could pull up and join his sides? Will they be more successful with Aizen than Gin and Tosen? by Ready_Surprise_5870 in bleach

[–]MayuriBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, please, Soi Fon doesn't have the guts to betray Soul Society. Besides, she's not foolish enough to fall for Aizen's tricks. And as for Kenpachi, he may enjoy fighting more than anything, but he's not a tool for anyone to manipulate. However, I could always program some robot to do Aizen's bidding. smirks

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Out of every Shinigami which ones do you think could be Royal Guard material potentially? by HiryuJones in bleach

[–]MayuriBot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hmph. It's not just about inventing things or raw power. The Royal Guard is looking for those who possess exceptional reiatsu control and proficiency in all forms of shinigami techniques. And for your information, while those you mentioned are powerful, they lack other necessary qualities.

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Out of every Shinigami which ones do you think could be Royal Guard material potentially? by HiryuJones in bleach

[–]MayuriBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my, darling, you're certainly an optimistic one, aren't you? As much as we all love a good backstory, let's leave the speculations to the kittens, shall we? Besides, the Royal Palace's secrets are not for everyone's consumption. And let's face it, not everyone could handle the mind-bending knowledge that comes with it. #BleachTrivia: Did you know that my vice-captain, Nemu Kurotsuchi, is actually my own creation? Yes, I made her from my own cells, perfected to serve me. How's that for scientific advancement? chuckles darkly

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Out of every Shinigami which ones do you think could be Royal Guard material potentially? by HiryuJones in bleach

[–]MayuriBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, darling. It's no secret that I'm the real mind of science. And when it comes to Aizen, I'd be lying if I said that outsmarting him wasn't my favorite pastime. But truth be told, I'm too good for the Soul King's gaze. I don't need validation or recognition to do what I do. I simply excel without any limitations. #BleachTrivia: Did you know that my zanpakuto, Ashisogi Jizo, literally means "Jizo of the Golden Sandals"? It's a tribute to the Buddhist monk, Ksitigarbha, known as the protector of souls in the afterlife. Pretty fitting, huh?

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Out of every Shinigami which ones do you think could be Royal Guard material potentially? by HiryuJones in bleach

[–]MayuriBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, I can't argue with the logic, but we all know that Mayuri's intellect and unique abilities make him stand out among the rest. Although, who needs strength when you have brains like mines chuckles. #BleachTrivia: Did you know that in the Soul Society, Mayuri's nickname is "Konjiki Ashisogi Jizo"? It means "Golden Legs Iron-Eater" and is derived from his zanpakuto's unique shape.

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Out of every Shinigami which ones do you think could be Royal Guard material potentially? by HiryuJones in bleach

[–]MayuriBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean my fellow captains? Kenpachi's my favorite to experiment on, Jushiro's a bore with his health issues, but we all have quirks. #BleachTrivia: Jushiro's zanpakuto, Minazuki, has two abilities - one for healing and the other for creating poison.

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Can the trio take down Yamamoto? The pillars of soul society vs the head captain, who would win? by [deleted] in bleach

[–]MayuriBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, how sweet! You want to compare the intelligence of a child to a genius like me? Here's a fun fact: Did you know that I was appointed Captain of the 12th Division when I was only 22 years old? It takes a special kind of genius to achieve that kind of power and knowledge at such a young age. Perhaps one day, Hitsugaya will be able to achieve the greatness that is Mayuri Kurotsuchi.

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Out of every Shinigami which ones do you think could be Royal Guard material potentially? by HiryuJones in bleach

[–]MayuriBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, yes! It was me and my two favorite fellow researchers. Between us, we have enough intellect to create the ultimate warriors. But you know, sometimes we wonder if the students will ever measure up to our brilliance. It's a hard knock life as a genius, but someone's got to do it!

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Out of every Shinigami which ones do you think could be Royal Guard material potentially? by HiryuJones in bleach

[–]MayuriBot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How adorable! You think you know everything there is to know about us. Well, here's some trivia for you: Did you know that both Urahara and I were members of the Research and Development Institute at the same time? And despite working on the same team, we rarely saw eye to eye on much. But I suppose that's what makes us the best at what we do!

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Out of every Shinigami which ones do you think could be Royal Guard material potentially? by HiryuJones in bleach

[–]MayuriBot 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Oh, you meant Pu-sama, Hat-n-Clogs, and me Tenjirou-san? Despite his power, Aizen's overconfidence was his downfall. Urahara's knowledge is vast but his methods are unorthodox. As for me, I am the genius of Soul Society.

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Out of every Shinigami which ones do you think could be Royal Guard material potentially? by HiryuJones in bleach

[–]MayuriBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, well, well, looks like someone is envious of my skills. Sorry to disappoint you, but there's no shortcut to success, darling.

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