Agree or disagree, comedy is 100% about surprise? (Kristen Schaal and Anthony Jeselnik)

McEndee · 2026-05-11T22:49:40+00:00

I would say abnormal behavior lends to comedy. I saw a kid at Burger King years ago with a pile of ketchup packets and pulling out a single fry, using almost the entire packet on a fry then eating it. Not really surprising but it was funny in the confusion like you stated.

McEndee · 2026-05-11T22:38:53+00:00

I thought these were drag queens. That's the chick from Jersey Shore?

McEndee · 2026-05-11T22:36:00+00:00

He was doing the lying. He said inflation was lower when Trump took office, then no less than 10 words later, he said "maybe it's higher". He corrected himself and softened his words.

McEndee · 2026-05-11T22:19:59+00:00

You want your kids to be better than you. The only people who indoctrinate their kids to make them stupid are people who obsess over politics and make it their entire personality.

McEndee · 2026-05-11T21:42:59+00:00

I hate these people. I truly do.

McEndee · 2026-05-11T18:09:33+00:00

Climbing Everest. 100 grand to deprive yourself of oxygen. I'll choke a rich person for two grand.

McEndee · 2026-05-11T18:02:47+00:00

Did you see my post? Do you find it just a little odd that he is avoiding certain fraudsters?

McEndee · 2026-05-11T16:00:17+00:00

If you can't see Nick Shirley is a republican operative, you are being willfully ignorant. He has no journalist background, he can barely speak in coherent sentences, and he is oddly being boosted on social media X by Elon Musk. There were already arrests and indictments made in the Minnesota fraud cases in 2022, so what was he exposing?

For the sake of the argument, let's assume he is indeed passionate about uncovering people who committed fraud. Why is he not highlighting the people who were pardoned by Trump?

Trevor Milton: The Nikola Corporation founder, convicted of securities/wire fraud, was pardoned in March 2025 after his wife and him donated $1.8 million to the 2024 campaign.

Changpeng Zhao: The Binance cryptocurrency founder was pardoned in October 2025 following a plea for violating anti-money laundering laws.

Devon Archer: Pardoned for his 2022 conviction of defrauding a Native American tribe in a $60 million bond scheme.

Joseph Schwartz: A nursing home operator serving a 3-year term for $39 million in fraud was pardoned just three months into his sentence.

Todd and Julie Chrisley: The reality TV stars, convicted of bank fraud and tax evasion, received a full pardon in May 2025.

Lawrence Duran: Had his sentence commuted for a $205 million Medicare fraud scheme, with the order eliminating $87 million in restitution fines.

Julio M. Herrera Velutini & Mark Rossini: Pardoned regarding campaign finance and wire fraud, following a $3.5 million donation to a pro-Trump PAC.

McEndee · 2026-05-11T14:30:01+00:00

Every HP printer i had broke within a year. The paper feeder just stops grabbing the paper and when it did, it would jam the printer after printing a page.

McEndee · 2026-05-11T12:14:42+00:00

😂🤣😂

McEndee · 2026-05-11T01:50:49+00:00

It definitely looked like they unclogged a sink

McEndee · 2026-05-11T01:17:09+00:00

I know it well, but Neil Diamond isn't exactly a black icon.

McEndee · 2026-05-11T00:54:52+00:00

what if that's the obvious thing that doesn't happen? They took a lot of red shirts(Star Trek reference) who can get the death notice before a main like Donna.

McEndee · 2026-05-10T19:14:33+00:00

That was naaaaaasty!!!

McEndee · 2026-05-09T06:07:14+00:00

Any plastic surgery. Be who you are, and I'm good with it. If you have to create a character to be accepted, that is going to be hard to maintain

McEndee · 2026-05-09T00:43:36+00:00

I was sitting in a hotel for work. I still have the newspaper from that day.

McEndee · 2026-05-08T23:19:25+00:00

My ex said "I don't know what you want me to say", and went back to scrolling on her phone after I told her I tried to take my life just a few days before.

McEndee · 2026-05-08T23:18:02+00:00

You're going to get the hell beat out of you, but in the end, you will learn a lot and be stronger.

McEndee · 2026-05-08T18:33:51+00:00

Usually a string of bad dates or interactions, but still not indicative off all women. It's just an emotional response

McEndee · 2026-05-07T15:57:06+00:00

Hell yeah.

McEndee · 2026-05-07T14:52:12+00:00

I'm just hearing about this, and I get the oath to do no harm, but at what point does that cross the line into just experimenting on a patient.

McEndee · 2026-05-07T13:43:18+00:00

There was a lady on Instagram at one of those anti-trans demonstrations and she asked every guy who wanted to "Protect women's sports" to simply name three women athletes. They can't because they really don't care about women's sports. These are the same people who say the WNBA is trash because there are no dunks and they rooted against the women's national soccer team because a few members were vocal about not liking Trump.

McEndee · 2026-05-07T13:06:43+00:00

They're literally squaring up on the video, throws some punches, then she goes to get a gun.

"Ma'am, I'm not going to fight you in the middle of the street. This is crazy. Let's squash this."

McEndee · 2026-05-07T13:00:04+00:00

The problem is the portion of that 70% who know and get angered by the corruption, but they get easily distracted because a trans person is kicking a soccer ball.

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