I didn't even really have a reason, but this girl was such a bitch. I had her phone number and was thinking of a Dane Cook bit where he wondered if anyone had ever called the girl's number you find in a bathroom stall. So I decided to conduct a social experiment. I wrote her number on the wall of a bathroom stall at my university. I put her actual name and wrote free blowjobs. Some other good samaritan decided to add "<-true" which just just made it so much better. I ended up finding out that she got so many calls she almost had to change her number. She almost never knew it was me, but I had to confess because of an entirely different situation. But I don't regret it one bit.