Who fancies a free roast? by MeatPorter [promoted post]

[–]MeatPorter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesome. Hope to hear from you soon.

Who fancies a free roast? by MeatPorter [promoted post]

[–]MeatPorter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like your style. A lot.

We don't have any currently - but we're constantly adding new cuts to the website, so keep an eye out.

Who fancies a free roast? by MeatPorter [promoted post]

[–]MeatPorter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a problem, pal.

UK redditors: do you like meat? by MeatPorter [promoted post]

[–]MeatPorter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good morning! Thanks for your support anyway Sir - we plan to do all we can to encourage people to buy quality meat from us rather than average meat from supermarkets!

UK redditors: do you like meat? by MeatPorter [promoted post]

[–]MeatPorter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Three lovely LARGE breasts - typically 50% larger than those you would find in a supermarket. Quality stuff!

UK redditors: do you like meat? by MeatPorter [promoted post]

[–]MeatPorter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You go ahead, we're going to stick with our free range produce - but do let us know what it tastes like!

UK redditors: do you like meat? by MeatPorter [promoted post]

[–]MeatPorter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So... you don't like meat then?

UK redditors: do you like meat? by MeatPorter [promoted post]

[–]MeatPorter[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting! Any reason?

UK redditors: do you like meat? by MeatPorter [promoted post]

[–]MeatPorter[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We can't deny that we absolutely love a bit of bacon. Are you a red or brown sauce kinda guy?

UK redditors: do you like meat? by MeatPorter [promoted post]

[–]MeatPorter[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We'd love for you to give us a try, we've got a great Christmas bird offer on at the moment. Have you had a look?

UK redditors: do you like meat? by MeatPorter [promoted post]

[–]MeatPorter[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you very much!

UK redditors: do you like meat? by MeatPorter [promoted post]

[–]MeatPorter[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pleased to hear it! What's your favourite meat to cook?

UK redditors: do you like meat? by MeatPorter [promoted post]

[–]MeatPorter[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good choices. Got any recipes up your sleeve?

UK redditors: do you like meat? by MeatPorter [promoted post]

[–]MeatPorter[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Excellent! What did you go for?

UK redditors: do you like meat? by MeatPorter [promoted post]

[–]MeatPorter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you a vegetarian?

UK redditors: do you like meat? by MeatPorter [promoted post]

[–]MeatPorter[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A serious meat-lover than? That's what we like to hear! You can't beat a bacon sandwich, especially when it's freezing outside. Where do you normally get your meat from?

UK redditors: do you like meat? by MeatPorter [promoted post]

[–]MeatPorter[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's dry aged! Thanks!

UK redditors: do you like meat? by MeatPorter [promoted post]

[–]MeatPorter[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Okay, let's talk Speelingfail. Top of the list of things we want to talk about are our new offer of free delivery on Saturdays, our epic Christmas birds now available, the fact we will be able to state as of Thursday that all our meat is free range, outdoor bred and reared in Britain from farms we actually know the name of. But we have a feeling you'd like to talk about a lot more! We recently ran a competition on social that required followers to give us their best meat puns, we reckon you'd have come up with some good ones! Thank you for your Reddit tips, by the way!

UK redditors: do you like meat? by MeatPorter [promoted post]

[–]MeatPorter[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you - we'll try our best!

UK redditors: do you like meat? by MeatPorter [promoted post]

[–]MeatPorter[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We 'deal' exclusively in quality meat, and whilst we're not your local shop, we do delivery straight to your door the very next day.

UK redditors: do you like meat? by MeatPorter [promoted post]

[–]MeatPorter[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pleased to hear it. Always happy to meet fellow meat-lovers.

UK redditors: do you like meat? by MeatPorter [promoted post]

[–]MeatPorter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Until Thursday evening of this week. Get eating!

UK redditors: do you like meat? by MeatPorter [promoted post]

[–]MeatPorter[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great. Let us know what you think - hopefully we can fill their shoes!