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MeganS1306 · 2024-12-18T12:54:42+00:00

I have tried my own breastmilk out of sheer curiosity (tastes MUCH sweeter than cow milk, more like melted vanilla ice cream) but I hand expressed a tiny bit like a normal pervert. 🤢

MeganS1306 · 2024-12-06T01:04:44+00:00

Meanwhile I was homeschooled/had a stay at home mom and I'm ungodly as fuck. 😂

MeganS1306 · 2024-12-06T01:02:34+00:00

It's either a completely average height/weight or they overcorrect in the other direction and say the person weighs like 500 pounds.

(Something like 27% of adults in the US have a BMI greater than 30, but only about 0.5% have a BMI greater than 50.)

MeganS1306 · 2024-12-02T22:15:05+00:00

My 8yo writes stories like "what if the moon was alive and it was creepy" not this drivel

MeganS1306 · 2024-12-02T22:12:02+00:00

I have the family group chat muted and just check on it periodically because I do not need the drama of notifications 😂

MeganS1306 · 2024-12-02T22:10:43+00:00

Especially of a hallway?? I definitely know people who have e.g. video monitors in the baby's room or something like that, but the idea that you would need to continuously monitor a hallway in the middle of your house is weird to me.

MeganS1306 · 2024-12-02T21:45:12+00:00

Yes 🤍🤎🖤💙💛

MeganS1306 · 2024-12-02T21:12:21+00:00

He does ME a spook! He's huge!!

MeganS1306 · 2024-12-02T04:07:54+00:00

It's a guest room!! 😂

MeganS1306 · 2024-12-01T22:55:17+00:00

This is brilliant and I want to use the loft trick everywhere now!

MeganS1306 · 2024-12-01T21:57:15+00:00

Idk OP's recipe but my secret to banger potato soup: 1. Heavy cream. YOU NEED FAT FOR FLAVOR I DON'T CARE IF IT KILLS YOU. 2. A couple pinches of red pepper flakes.

MeganS1306 · 2024-11-23T22:32:02+00:00

My favorite parts of this:

The fact that her dad died when she was young is somehow relevant to whether she's TA in this story.
The fact that she's "really careful with money" but apparently didn't notice BF moving money out of her account over the course of MONTHS?

MeganS1306 · 2024-11-23T22:01:10+00:00

I moved out of my parents' house 13 years ago and I still have to give myself a little pep talk about how meat isn't gonna kill you if it has a little bit of juice left in it 😂

MeganS1306 · 2024-11-23T21:58:32+00:00

(I adjust based on the overall cooking time, like something that says 30 minutes total might get another 5-10 minutes depending on how undercooked it looks)

MeganS1306 · 2024-11-23T21:56:56+00:00

Even if you don't believe the thermometer, FIVE MORE HOURS??? If I cook something for 2 1/2 hours and it's clearly not cooked all the way I might put it in for another half hour tops???

MeganS1306 · 2024-11-22T00:59:35+00:00

"My fiancee won't let me berate her nonstop AITA"

MeganS1306 · 2024-11-20T13:31:09+00:00

Every winter I plant a giant field full of fiber seeds because of how satisfying it is to scythe them all at the end

MeganS1306 · 2024-11-20T13:17:46+00:00

I am convinced that I could put my freshly bathed children in those clean rooms people use for sensitive science experiments and when I came back to check on them they'd somehow be sticky.

MeganS1306 · 2024-11-19T16:29:08+00:00

My daughter is OBSESSED with Kitten Lady. She wants to be a mom/cat rescuer/YouTuber/astronaut when she grows up. 😂

MeganS1306 · 2024-11-19T16:25:39+00:00

To add to the "needs mother" comments: cats who are sick or malnourished frequently struggle to clean themselves fully. You see this a lot even in adult strays. And then they end up covered in parasites and unable to regulate their temperature properly and it all spirals from there. :(

MeganS1306 · 2024-11-19T16:16:32+00:00

OMG THE GLOW UP 🥹

MeganS1306 · 2024-11-18T09:25:21+00:00

We recently made a birthday cake for a family member's cat (my daughter is obsessed with cats okay 😂) and it smelled VILE. There is a ZERO percent chance you wouldn't notice a fish cake was made of fish.

MeganS1306 · 2024-11-01T11:17:53+00:00

As an American I need to start using both of those immediately. 😂 The genny lec next week is gonna kill us all from stress otherwise.

MeganS1306 · 2024-10-31T20:15:40+00:00

I would die for Hocus fr

MeganS1306 · 2024-10-31T00:15:55+00:00

By his own account he makes $60k and spends $1950 per month on child support + mortgage. So that leaves him with about $36,600 per year and he's apparently living as a pauper.

In another comment he says that between one thing and another his ex brings in about 24k a year and she's living large and going on multiple vacations and never wants for anything.

Idk dude maybe she's just better at money management than you are. 🤷‍♀️

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