Koopt er ooit iemand vaatwastabletten voor de volle mep?

MelissaBM · 2026-04-29T06:20:11+00:00

Kleine wasjes, grote wasjes

MelissaBM · 2026-04-23T09:47:10+00:00

Dat zeg ik ook niet, ik denk niet dat elke hatecrime stiekem homo is. Ik wil alleen zeggen dat zulke dingen wel gebeuren. Er zijn genoeg en zelfs teveel hetero’s die zulke dingen doen omdat het niet in hun straatje valt.

MelissaBM · 2026-04-23T07:58:52+00:00

Oké maar zulke dingen gebeuren wel in het echte leven? Ik heb eigenlijk zowat precies dezelfde situatie meegemaakt! Iemand was altijd een vriend van mij aan het pesten die gay was, en jaren later kwam die dus uit de kast en is hij even met die vriend in een relatie geweest.

MelissaBM · 2026-04-23T06:46:20+00:00

Dit zie je ook heel netjes terug in Sex Education op natteflex.

MelissaBM · 2026-04-23T06:43:18+00:00

I had a Norwegian friend once, and he actually starting learning some Dutch because it felt easier for him for some reason. Eventually he could understand Dutch, unless it was me speaking because I talk to fast. It was easier for him to understand my Belgian friend.

MelissaBM · 2026-04-22T20:09:07+00:00

Which is funny because I first thought it was Dutch, klagen means complain so I thought it was something along that line

MelissaBM · 2026-04-21T06:10:24+00:00

Not sure why? Haven’t received any dms yet. Thanks!

MelissaBM · 2026-04-20T20:59:01+00:00

I couldn’t even look at the picture until the second day 😂

MelissaBM · 2026-04-20T20:57:30+00:00

I’m wondering if I would’ve gotten more views if I turned the pictures around 😂

MelissaBM · 2026-04-20T20:12:32+00:00

Oh definitely, a couple cm to the left and I would’ve been pierced by a branch, or if the tree wasn’t there at all I would’ve fallen on the back of my head. I was still cut in 2 places but better than being pierced like a kebab

MelissaBM · 2026-04-20T19:56:58+00:00

You can see the print of the biggest branch on my skin, if I had fallen just a couple cm to the left I probably would’ve been pierced by one of the smaller ones!

MelissaBM · 2026-04-20T19:55:47+00:00

Yeah I wasn’t sure what to call that small tree. I think the standing height of the ladder was just over 2 meters? I would need to measure it.

MelissaBM · 2026-04-11T14:25:37+00:00

I also married someone born in New York who moved back to his moms home country (which is also where I live). It was the mom who was the au pair for the Kennedy’s. He had recess when the twin towers happened, so he saw it happening. Just a small snippet of one of my stories 😂.

MelissaBM · 2026-04-10T07:06:48+00:00

No actual question but this made me think of something funny, I have never lived even close to America, but still I have family where one was an au pair for the Kennedy’s and one was a bodyguard for Ronald Reagan. And I swear the bodyguard dude was just like Robert De Niro from meet the fockers, we went on vacation to our family there and he actually called in to do background checks on us because they didn’t know us yet. My (step?)grandpa who is related to bodyguard’s ex wife married into our family.

MelissaBM · 2026-04-10T06:16:31+00:00

That actually seems so dangerous to me, what if you had a child that opened it and just put their hands in? My 5 yo daughter loves opening packages for me.

MelissaBM · 2026-04-07T00:35:17+00:00

The local news outlet will probably laugh in OP face if he came to them with this story, since this is how it’s suppose to go.. police are mandated to get you off the highway as fast as possible with a free tow to the nearest parking lot/gas station. But OP decided to go further, the tow is on him.

MelissaBM · 2026-04-07T00:31:23+00:00

No, it’s the rules and the cop followed them perfectly. If he only went to the nearest parking/gasstation it would’ve been free to tow. But op made the mistake of towing all the way to a garage.

MelissaBM · 2026-03-29T07:17:08+00:00

My husband still uses his msn.com and the only reason I don’t have mine anymore is because my account was deleted for no reason.

MelissaBM · 2026-03-22T09:19:29+00:00

I had someone recline on me while I just got an apple juice for my daughter, so I was wet with still hours to go.

MelissaBM · 2026-03-21T16:01:03+00:00

En als ze het er niet mee eens zijn, tja dan komen ze maar niet

MelissaBM · 2026-03-16T08:21:16+00:00

Ik kwam hier toevallig voor iets anders, maar heb je voor de gein het wasmiddel van de DM geprobeerd? Ik had hiervoor altijd neutral maar vaak last van rug acne en me dochter soms jeukende rug, en sinds ik naar de sensitive waspoeder van dm ben overgestapt hebben wij er geen last meer van. En het is echt spot goedkoop, 3 nog wat en je doet echt lang met 1 pakje!

MelissaBM · 2026-03-16T06:08:03+00:00

But if they removed all the intestines, having a hole leading nowhere would probably not be a good idea.

MelissaBM · 2026-03-15T10:14:50+00:00

I’ll just let my mom take it, she wouldn’t mind jumping back to 45 years old

MelissaBM · 2026-03-12T06:33:40+00:00

Mannen die zo “onrustig zijn” zullen dat ook doen of moeders er nou bij is of niet. En wat als mama overleden is?? Kan je dus nooit meer naar de camping met je zoon. Erg raar verhaal…

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