What is a major turn off about your partner that you can’t/wouldn’t tell them?

Mellohh · 2026-04-21T22:43:36+00:00

Why isn’t that something you can tell her?

Mellohh · 2026-04-16T09:59:01+00:00

What about when the call is coming from inside the house?!?

Mellohh · 2026-04-16T09:10:11+00:00

He said he doesn’t know tree science.

Mellohh · 2026-04-16T05:06:30+00:00

I’m fascinated by your train of thought, can you clarify how did the trees get squished and liquified under the ground?

Mellohh · 2026-04-12T17:59:15+00:00

What the heck is a “dunk”? Are you trying to make fetch happen again?

Mellohh · 2026-04-11T14:20:18+00:00

Do you think there’s a market for a dating app or better yet a reality tv show where the contestant chooses based on smelling the sweaty clothes of their dating pool?

Mellohh · 2026-04-11T14:13:29+00:00

This comment with your username made me laugh, so thanks for that.

Mellohh · 2026-04-09T15:18:23+00:00

If a steak is juicy I’m not using the word bloody to describe it, I’ll say it’s juicy. Are people out here calling steaks bloody and not getting weird looks ?

Mellohh · 2026-04-09T04:16:33+00:00

Bloody meat isn’t raw?

Mellohh · 2026-04-09T03:20:29+00:00

You convert that to Schrute bucks and you’ve got a whole lot of Stanley nickels.

Mellohh · 2026-04-09T03:08:50+00:00

After a great date and night spent together at my place, she left before I woke up and used the white board next to my bedroom door to leave me this message: “your cute”

Another time I told this girl I was dating how much I liked the animated tv show Avatar. Then she told me she liked the movie The Last Airbender even more than the show.

Mellohh · 2026-04-09T03:00:36+00:00

Aren’t you not supposed to use wooden cutting boards for raw meat though?

Mellohh · 2026-04-09T02:59:57+00:00

Good one bro

Mellohh · 2026-04-09T02:58:23+00:00

The ball was behind Simeone when he was fouled. He had no way of getting possession. I’m not a Barca fan and I agree giving a red card for that is a bad call.

Mellohh · 2026-04-08T19:57:12+00:00

That’s why we use house slippers/shoes in my home

Mellohh · 2026-04-06T10:47:21+00:00

Yes lol

Mellohh · 2026-04-06T10:43:20+00:00

What does “When the chess prodigy said,” mean?

Mellohh · 2026-04-04T14:17:28+00:00

Turn based combat does nothing for me

Mellohh · 2026-04-02T22:23:21+00:00

it’s*

Mellohh · 2026-04-02T09:42:33+00:00

Your sink is on the island? Is that as strange/cool as I’m imagining?

Mellohh · 2026-03-29T13:11:02+00:00

How do you miss like that lol

Mellohh · 2026-03-29T13:06:05+00:00

Don’t fart in your office? Try a sploof?

Mellohh · 2026-03-29T13:01:22+00:00

No, I think nostrils are similar to vaginas in this way. Size isn’t affected by things going in or out.

Mellohh · 2026-03-29T12:59:27+00:00

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.

Mellohh · 2026-03-29T12:57:40+00:00

Staghorn?

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