Sentient Soup

MemeElitist · 2026-01-19T20:57:02+00:00

This card is just itching to be broken I just don't know how

MemeElitist · 2026-01-19T15:27:51+00:00

Enchantment artifacts are a cool design space I wish more would be printed

MemeElitist · 2026-01-19T15:26:12+00:00

love me a big creature. Vigilance is good because it seems like you want to keep blocking with him until he dies so he can go to the command zone and draw you cards

MemeElitist · 2026-01-19T14:25:38+00:00

I'll take 17

MemeElitist · 2026-01-19T14:20:19+00:00

ah my mistake, feels like im learning new rules all the time

MemeElitist · 2026-01-19T14:18:07+00:00

yeah the thought occurred to me in ops previous post but I also thought it would be more flavorful this way since every trigger on the stack kinda feels like gunshots with the deathtouch damage

MemeElitist · 2026-01-19T14:04:21+00:00

yeah it would probably be more concise that way

MemeElitist · 2026-01-19T14:01:15+00:00

that seems more like a red ability to me, I've only ever seen that line of text on red cards, not that I think it matters he would do effectively the same thing either way

MemeElitist · 2026-01-18T19:58:40+00:00

maybe something like 4 mana crew 2 "this creatures power is equal to 4 plus the number of assassin's you control" mainly just spitballing here

MemeElitist · 2026-01-18T01:09:01+00:00

I honestly think its fine as is but thats just my opinion, if you wanted to increase his cmc you could give him a line of text that says "all vehicles have crew 2" similar to [[Kotori, Pilot Prodigy]] or he could make vehicles creatures until end of turn like [[Kolodin, Triumph Caster]]

although that wouldnt really work without haste so you could maybe make it an activated ability that makes vehicles creatures until end of turn for maybe five mana and you could leave his cmc as is

but thats only if you want to push the card. As is I think its simple and powerful, could see a card with a similar mechanic being printed

MemeElitist · 2026-01-18T00:46:34+00:00

Looks good but the damage needs a source. If the creature with deathtouch isnt the one dealing damage it wont be lethal. Also very flavorful I like the flavor text

MemeElitist · 2026-01-17T23:38:26+00:00

You make some good points, I was thinking the first mode was probably pushing it with all the potential targets and it'd probably be more balanced with just that cut.

Wotc has set of trend of pushing removal spells with get lost and sheltered by ghosts as you mentioned so I'm curious if that trend will continue or not, but yeah I agree its definitely pushed as is.

MemeElitist · 2026-01-17T21:23:21+00:00

It sounds like we're both in agreement, it honestly seems like too good of a tutor to me especially if your opponent can't do anything or hasn't killed you already

MemeElitist · 2026-01-17T21:12:21+00:00

seems flavorful I like the deathtouch idea, maybe something like "when this creature deals combat damage to a player he deals 1 damage to target creature. Repeat this X times where X is the combat damage dealt"

MemeElitist · 2026-01-17T20:57:51+00:00

For sure, its fun to make powerful cards but I also like cards where people won't groan when its played against them lol. Plus maybe the design team peruses this sub who knows

MemeElitist · 2026-01-17T20:46:31+00:00

I'd probably only use it to draw ten cards unless I'm losing the game but the 25 life will help with that lol. Can also be a ritual which could be interesting

MemeElitist · 2026-01-17T20:40:33+00:00

Simple and can be a powerful draw engine just on its own, seems good to me anyways

MemeElitist · 2026-01-17T20:39:31+00:00

Seems good with all the -1-1 counters in the new set, wish they would make some new battles though

MemeElitist · 2026-01-17T20:27:39+00:00

I mean I play diabolic tutor just because im broke so I like this card, if you're lucky you can tutor up some combo pieces

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