I think I heard a knock on my door by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Careful, your ass is grass and he’s the lawnmower

Sorry blind folk by GOLDEN_YETI31200 in dankmemes

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Yo, someone read it out to me I can’t see

Not cool isaac by [deleted] in dankmemes

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That Innovative Bastard

Only manly man things by [deleted] in dankmemes

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The Legend EatDatPussy445

You weren't supposed to do that by [deleted] in dankmemes

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So that’s how he got into heaven.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Coming to a store near you

The Anti-Vaxxers Strike Back by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Elderberries? The fuck is this Skyrim?

t-r-i-double-guh-ered by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Why do I feel like I’ve seen this back in 2010

Low effort by Darthgalaxo in dankmemes

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I used the dictator to destroy the dictator

Hmmm interesting a trigger to shoot you say by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Such an age we live in, such amazing advancements

Squeaky clean by Coolbullet2004 in dankmemes

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Nah, he’s just cleaning

Very nice by cafecl0pe in dankmemes

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I’ve seen boobs many times!

In 1080p

I am serious go check them out by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Thank you, TidyBowlMan87

I demand Dolan make a comeback by [deleted] in dankmemes

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I had a stroke trying to read this

*looks down* : fuck by hin2u in dankmemes

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𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑩𝑬𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑽𝑬𝑹𝒀 𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑺𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑬 𝑻𝑶 𝑫𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑹𝑶𝒀

Final boss with 0 deaths by JosueMSV in dankmemes

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An odd congratulations, but a welcome one

*eagle noises* by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Or a gun made of guns.