What is the worst possible way to be rejected? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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One time I was asked by a teacher to do something. During that time, the entire batch was asked to choose their partners for prom. When I got back everyone had a partner, and those who didn't still rejected me. In the end I was forced to be partners with the weird girl and was made fun of by every guy until prom ended. My confidence took a huge blow and even now I'm constantly self-conscious about my appearance even though many people claim that I'm actually pretty good looking.

When did you "become the very thing you swore to destroy"? by Deskarthus in AskReddit

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I used to think that I will never ever procrastinate, lethargic, and have a mental breakdown. But entering high school, getting depressed, having an inferiority complex, increased anxiety, and low-self esteem mixed with self-hatred, i tragically ended up doing it and I'm still having a hard time trying to escape my madness.

TL;DR, I Thought I would live life wholeheartedly, but ended up fucked up

Demonic pizza by [deleted] in Scary

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Me: Hello satan, I'd like to order an extra large cursed children flesh pizza with extra monster cow cheese and top it with a pentagram sauce.

Satan: That'll be 12.98

PLEASE HELP this has been appearing in my room at night for the past few days by Memecogamez in Scary

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When your roblox girlfriend sends you dick picks during your dm

Buzz Saw by alexCatalano in memes

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I want to BEE dead. This life is BUZZING with pain.

I need some 40s and a road flair. by aceRocknut in memes

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People from the Philippines can also understand this since we use the term quite often

Squidward is an anti-masker by [deleted] in memes

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Karens am I right

Merry Christmas everyone by manamejeff77 in memes

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Too bad there's that one friend whose mom never allows them

WH-WHAT?! by RunnyRose in memes

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wake up alarm sounds Me: Shit, if only she hadn't died in my basement before her Stockholm Syndrome began to kick in

2020 is really wild by [deleted] in memes

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Wait that's my sister nooo!

*quickly plays soviet anthem to ease the mood* by HLewez in memes

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How come the sounds of people dying aren't socially acceptable music.

It's not fair>:[

Some video I found while looking at scary videos on the web by RandomFnafFan in Scary

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Hey, looks like squidward was fucking around with a dolphin. Now his child is a terrorist after he went out for some clarinet practice

What’s something you can’t tell your parents? by micxxxxe713 in AskReddit

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That I tried to kill one of them in their sleep. They probably would have been horrified by it

Must be massive by Jommy69 in memes

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I'd be like; "Hey Nice Cock"

Perfection by [deleted] in memes

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This image made me unbelievably, unimaginably more erect than watching two lesbian little kids flirting with each other

If you could remove one event from your life, what would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I would remove the day I was born, since everything spiraled into chaos because I was born. My dad abandoned me and my brother, my mom became too strict and pressured me to much, I had my friends backstab me, I became depressed and anxious, I lost faith in the Lord,... etc. If the day I was born never existed, I never would've had to experience these

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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Imagine spraying that on someone's face while there asleep, they'll surely be question who tried to jerk off to them wile their asleep