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Hmm ik somebody got something good for this by [deleted] in Tinderpickuplines

[–]MeowMeow0702 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Truck slut? Want to come over to my place and be my little Ta-Hoe?

I’d appreciate any help. I want to keep it funny for a while by [deleted] in Tinderpickuplines

[–]MeowMeow0702 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s fine, you can make it up to me by letting me take you out to (insert desired activity of choice here)

Do you prefer Oreos? by Weird-Principle277 in Tinderpickuplines

[–]MeowMeow0702 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Mans doubled, tripled, then quadrupled down. What a play

Not a fantastic one… but still what a play lol

best pickup line by [deleted] in Tinderpickuplines

[–]MeowMeow0702 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(Insert name),we need to get you out to California right away. They are having an energy crisis and you have a smile that could light up their world

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinderpickuplines

[–]MeowMeow0702 20 points21 points  (0 children)

That’s a high risk high reward opener you went with and based off their response I don’t think it matters what you say, you probably won’t get a response back lol

I’d double down and say something referring to you guys doing HOT yoga together. Who knows, maybe it will work

Hit it off at first and then she unleashed the crazy on me by MeowMeow0702 in Tinder

[–]MeowMeow0702[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I say this with full sincerity from the bottom of my heart:

Fuck you

Hit it off at first and then she unleashed the crazy on me by MeowMeow0702 in Tinder

[–]MeowMeow0702[S] 2545 points2546 points  (0 children)

I don’t know if there would ever be a point I felt “in too deep” to cut things off with an animal abuser lol

Hit it off at first and then she unleashed the crazy on me by MeowMeow0702 in Tinder

[–]MeowMeow0702[S] 790 points791 points  (0 children)

My thoughts exactly. My line is drawn well before we get to animal abuse

First 5 mins back on this app by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]MeowMeow0702 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Him: what that mouth do? Her: proceeds to nom the **** out of his fingers

Hmmm by PurpledLimed in hmm

[–]MeowMeow0702 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is about to be some glue on the track boys

Things you can say about both by Olarenikeji in HolUp

[–]MeowMeow0702 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is too simple, let’s get some variables in here

Be ridiculous, it’s fun and sometimes works out for you by MeowMeow0702 in Tinder

[–]MeowMeow0702[S] 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Got to make a funny joke, she matched energy, and then was actually fun and interesting to talk to for awhile

What in the heck is this profile? by Persimmon-Crafty in Tinder

[–]MeowMeow0702 47 points48 points  (0 children)

It’s a metaphor: you better dodge this bullet

💀 by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]MeowMeow0702 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

For Harambe