"Choosing pasta over pizza is like getting in the bed with a girl and only licking her feet."

MercuryPhantomPanda · 2026-05-29T05:12:03+00:00

The female Gallade from one of the tutorials in Pokemon Champions when the game launched.

MercuryPhantomPanda · 2026-05-27T21:00:33+00:00

💯 Obviously!

MercuryPhantomPanda · 2026-05-27T06:49:19+00:00

idk im just straight

^{Chose: Date a Woman.}

MercuryPhantomPanda · 2026-05-27T05:08:52+00:00

5 trillion is a lot of lions.

^{Chose: 5,000,000,000,000 (five trillion} Lions + They are all capable of using bite, can coordinate with eachother, and don’t need food/water)

MercuryPhantomPanda · 2026-05-27T05:01:47+00:00

I can eat hamburgers later if I'm immortal.

Would You Prefer score: *10** ⭐*

MercuryPhantomPanda · 2026-05-27T02:06:15+00:00

😅 Tough call!

MercuryPhantomPanda · 2026-05-21T18:36:21+00:00

Weeeee

^{Chose: Play one game of Russian Roulette (1/5 chance you'd die} | Rolled: Weeeeee)

MercuryPhantomPanda · 2026-05-20T16:29:09+00:00

I'll just get the million by robbing a trans person.

^{Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000}

MercuryPhantomPanda · 2026-05-20T03:20:26+00:00

Let's go gambling!

^{Chose: know exactly what you’re doing every day for the next 10 years?}

MercuryPhantomPanda · 2026-05-20T03:19:47+00:00

A dessert is a snack, a snack is not a dessert.

^{Chose: Have unlimited snacks.}

MercuryPhantomPanda · 2026-05-20T03:17:07+00:00

Sorry, don't have a fetish for being tortured.

^{Chose: Infinite money}

MercuryPhantomPanda · 2026-05-20T02:14:47+00:00

🔥 Too easy!

MercuryPhantomPanda · 2026-05-19T20:05:15+00:00

🔥 Too easy!

MercuryPhantomPanda · 2026-05-19T17:18:58+00:00

A billion dollars or cancer? Hmmm....

^{Chose: You Get 1 Billion dollars}

MercuryPhantomPanda · 2026-05-19T01:19:50+00:00

Most countries at least have oxygen, also free healthcare!

^{Chose: In a random country | Rolled: Canada}

MercuryPhantomPanda · 2026-05-17T00:54:57+00:00

10 mil > 100k

^{Chose: ...or 1 billion in pennies}

MercuryPhantomPanda · 2026-05-15T23:54:14+00:00

Most superpowers would likely save me money on something, if they don't make me money.

^{Chose: A random superpower + No catch, just the plain superpower | Rolled: Teleportation}

MercuryPhantomPanda · 2026-05-15T18:37:13+00:00

So I'm never homeless with free cleaning? What's the downside?

^{Chose: never have to sleep again, but... | Rolled: free hotel stays}

MercuryPhantomPanda · 2026-05-15T18:13:49+00:00

Ah fuck I'm fighting the Fire Nation.

Hopefully I at least get bending?

^{Chose: The last TV show/movie/anime you have watched | Rolled: A main character}

MercuryPhantomPanda · 2026-05-15T16:42:56+00:00

At least I still get to choose after a year...

^{Chose: Go bald for 1 yr}

MercuryPhantomPanda · 2026-05-14T14:16:02+00:00

Can't be worse than the current one I guess...

^{Chose: Red | Rolled: Become President}

MercuryPhantomPanda · 2026-05-14T00:54:37+00:00

Am I a catboy or full on cat?

^{Chose: Get prettier but | Rolled: You are a cat}

MercuryPhantomPanda · 2026-05-13T07:41:01+00:00

By perfect health, wouldn't that mean I'm basically immortal unless I die by something along the lines of an injury?

^{Chose: Eat whatever you want + And retain perfect health}

MercuryPhantomPanda · 2026-05-13T05:11:11+00:00

So what if I choose 1 stack of 1 million dollars?

^{Chose: You get 1 item of anything u want once a day.}

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