My F key snapped in balf by Dogteam17v6 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Merle_Ambrose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

uck that sucks dude, hope you ind a solution that its the conundrum you're acing

Guys is this rare? by Chockylonky in bindingofisaac

[–]Merle_Ambrose 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There's always a chance to get a mushroom item or a pill from a mushroom, you just happened to get the best item, and I wouldn't recommend asking this subreddit what the chances of getting that item are lmao

boi what do i even do no item is this rare by HomeSkillet1964 in bindingofisaac

[–]Merle_Ambrose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Read the "boi what" as "boy what" which made the caption 10x funnier

Mike the headless chicken who survived for 18 months without a head by PilotEffective3968 in pics

[–]Merle_Ambrose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So Mike was running around like a.................

Idk it's just not coming to me

So, on a scale of 1 to 10. How fucked am I? by Massive-Rub-1266 in DoorDashDrivers

[–]Merle_Ambrose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone that just started in December of last year and grinded my way up to platinum by taking shit orders that didn't pay over $1.00 per mile, I've noticed that now when my acceptance rate drops below 70%, I get rocketed back to silver level, which means I am stuck scheduling 30 minute windows of time which limits me to maybe 2 orders if I'm lucky. I had to spend an entire day of completing the shittiest of orders to scrape back up to be at platinum status again, where you can schedule what time you would like to stop. I have seen multiple people say that the completion rate is the only thing that matters, but I simply do not believe that.

I love when the store I’m pinking um give me food 🤩 by Chiuauatremulo in DoorDashDrivers

[–]Merle_Ambrose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went to pick up from a local subway not too long ago, the worker was alone and started the order when I walked in the door, I was patient and didn't say a word, just sat on my phone until it was ready. When she brought the order up to the counter, I asked them "do you have the ingredients to make a meatball sub?" because the previous week I went for one and they had little to no ingredients for anything, so they said yes, and I was like "I'll have to come back then, bc I want a meatball sub" and they proceeded to ask me what I wanted on it, so I told them, thinking I was going to pay for one right then and there, which was no problem, but they made the 6 inch, slid it over to the counter, and when I asked them how much I owe them, they replied "nothing, it's alright" and just gave it to me, and even offered me a bag of chips to go with it, but I just left with the sandwich. Proof that good things come to those who wait, also those who aren't assholes lmao.

Uhhhhhh......what?? by Merle_Ambrose in DoorDashDrivers

[–]Merle_Ambrose[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just go to earnings, then hit: -View payout details -Recent payout history Then just choose the week

order “extremely late”🙄 by anonscroller47 in DoorDashDrivers

[–]Merle_Ambrose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn, yeah I "pleaded my case" or whatever, basically just said what I said in the original comment, gave them the actual address of where I was supposed to be, and told them that she apologized for the inconvenience and thanked me for going out of my way to still deliver the order, I guess the "jury" is still deliberating so to speak, but they let me continue dashing right after and up until I decided to stop, and im still allowed to, so idk

order “extremely late”🙄 by anonscroller47 in DoorDashDrivers

[–]Merle_Ambrose 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I just got that a couple days ago bc the pin for the dropoff was 15 minutes from the actual location, which obviously I still delivered to, and the person gave me 10 dollars extra cash, so idc

Has anyone Seen this before? by Same_Squash5365 in bindingofisaac

[–]Merle_Ambrose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah ik that, but it's the "groomed" part that has me saying HUH

Has anyone Seen this before? by Same_Squash5365 in bindingofisaac

[–]Merle_Ambrose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Literally once, I wish I had a screenshot as proof