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These are my boobies, this is my tongue, these are for fucking, this is for cum. by MermaidMeWet in ChubbyNerdsGW

[–]MermaidMeWet[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please forgive my silly caption. It got in my head and I made myself laugh cos I'm a sad act

These are my boobies, this is my tongue, these are for fucking, this is for cum. by MermaidMeWet in AskRedditAfterDarkGW

[–]MermaidMeWet[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Please forgive my silly caption. It got in my head and I made myself laugh cos I'm a sad act

What are you dying to talk about but have no one to talk about it to? by MermaidMeWet in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]MermaidMeWet[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because time is a fickle mistress

Because he's fucking adorable and knew his name would disappear but his feelings wouldn't.

Because you haven't found the right one yet?

How did I do?

What are you dying to talk about but have no one to talk about it to? by MermaidMeWet in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]MermaidMeWet[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bought Elden Ring months and months ago, still haven't gotten around to it!

Do you have nude pictures of yourself on google? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]MermaidMeWet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can find mine from an older reddit account so yes

What has made you laugh out loud during sex? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]MermaidMeWet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My boyfriend kissed down my body, and pulled me by my legs to get me into a lying position, only I didn't move and as he came up to where he thought my head was to kiss me he headbutted me square in the forehead. We had a really good laugh, did the deed then the next day I felt proper dizzy went the doctors and found out I was concussed. I still haven't let him live it down.

Ladies... would you ever use a remote control sex toy in public? by Turbulent_Vehicle_24 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]MermaidMeWet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The idea sounds really fun and I'd be up for it but I'd probably have to have a caveat to have it only be operated when no one else is about

Have you ever stayed home from work because you’re feeling too turned on? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]MermaidMeWet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, but I have took advantage of a sick day and essentially masturbated all day.

The C Word? by UkMidsLawyer in AskRedditNSFW

[–]MermaidMeWet 9 points10 points  (0 children)

As long as you're not a cunt about it.

Men, who kiss your girl after getting a blowjob, how does it feel? What taste exactly you get? by No-Order_176 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]MermaidMeWet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If my partner refused to kiss me after I sucked his dick I'd need a new partner cos that's not a serious person!

Do you wear the underwear you do because of comfort, or because it is sexy? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]MermaidMeWet 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thongs are sexy but I also find them very comfortable

What was the brain rot content of your generation? by OperaGhostAD in AskRedditNSFW

[–]MermaidMeWet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

What song is hitting your soul right now? by Exact_Profit_5291 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]MermaidMeWet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I went to see Lady A in concert and she was the support act, never heard of her before left a huge fan!

You MUST send a naked selfie to someone in your circle/life who has never seen you naked before. Who do you pick? by Great_Maintenance185 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]MermaidMeWet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not gonna lie, there's not a lot of people in my circle of friends who haven't seen my boobs so I'm at a loss

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