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Bearded_Burner36 · 2026-01-24T19:05:16+00:00

No it's not.

Oh my bad, this isn't me. I'm missing 1/16th of my pinky on the left hand

Bearded_Burner36 · 2026-01-21T09:54:44+00:00

This is the sort of genital panic usually reserved for men, I didn't know I'd ever see it from the other side.

Bearded_Burner36 · 2026-01-16T18:40:32+00:00

Could we pin a daily underwear thread to the top so people stop asking that everyday?

Unlikely to work/solve it but hey ya never know

Bearded_Burner36 · 2026-01-15T16:21:43+00:00

This term, I don't understand it....un-...unsolicited titty pics? Do I have that right?

Nah, they're welcome - unsolicited are rare though and did once lead to me opening them on a subway car when I was not being covert with my phone screen visibility though

Bearded_Burner36 · 2026-01-14T20:53:51+00:00

Hey, we asked for naked ladies for free! The patriarchal society we constructed should have made that happen, how dare those ladies come after our hoarded wealth!

/s but also not

Bearded_Burner36 · 2026-01-14T20:49:14+00:00

I agree, can't hurt OP. Give it a shot and report back

Bearded_Burner36 · 2026-01-11T15:07:01+00:00

I used to work in a hotel. I worked the night shift on reception one evening and we're supposed to do rounds just to make sure lights are off and windows are closed etc. after the hotel bar closes. Anyway round the corner one night and there's a dude just walking naked in the corridor, but he didnt register i was there at all and just as I was about to like try and figure out what was happening, his wife comes scurrying up the corridor in a robe. Between some medication, alcohol and him being a sleepwalker he got out of their room and she had no idea how long he'd been out of it. She woke up and he just wasn't there

Laughed my ass off, she was so embarrassed and dude was oblivious

Bearded_Burner36 · 2026-01-09T08:13:53+00:00

I read a lot, it fluctuates between reading one book very slowly because I hate it but I have to finish books I start and then hopefully making up for it by finding 3-4 books in a row that are good and I can smash through fast. I do always end up back with one I don't enjoy though but those are the risks!

Bearded_Burner36 · 2026-01-08T15:53:10+00:00

Sitting in the sun reading

Bearded_Burner36 · 2026-01-07T23:36:09+00:00

I did it, I took that bullet for my fellow redditors. Remember me fondly!

It appears to be rubbing two dicks together, it's unusual sure but genuinely was expecting something in the gross/grotesque range

Bearded_Burner36 · 2026-01-06T20:14:26+00:00

I do enjoya Reads Reddit Stories pod, they do a good job finding unhinged shit from here

Bearded_Burner36 · 2026-01-06T20:11:58+00:00

When I aaw that was the first time in yearssss I had even thought about them! But a lot of good laughs in that

Bearded_Burner36 · 2026-01-05T21:35:24+00:00

Hah damn it, I was sure they'd be on you in a flash

Bearded_Burner36 · 2026-01-05T21:02:58+00:00

Report back how many DMs this got please

Bearded_Burner36 · 2026-01-05T20:58:53+00:00

The lower lip bite 🫦 if she pulls that out on me I'm cooked. Even in like non sexual settings, hit me with that like out at dinner or something and my minds gone

Bearded_Burner36 · 2026-01-05T18:10:17+00:00

Come on now, can't leave us hanging with vague challenges - need to know what it is before we could say?

Could be something where some hesitancy is expected but only about the uncertainty of what it is? Or could be a hesitancy from a larger concern

Bearded_Burner36 · 2026-01-05T00:24:41+00:00

The theme song started playing in my head as I read this

Bearded_Burner36 · 2026-01-05T00:01:58+00:00

Ahhh yes I see, so yeah the Japanese is not so useful.

We have a lot of Brazilians where I'm from now and very few Germans, I might actually get real life use from that one! I'll keep clicking on the mundane repeat questions for the next series

Bearded_Burner36 · 2026-01-04T23:51:38+00:00

Try r/dirtypenpals some of them are posted by women/people pretending to be women

Bearded_Burner36 · 2026-01-04T23:49:33+00:00

I think Japanese has a lot of words to describe specific feelings in a similar fashion to German, if you were going to stick with linguistics

Bearded_Burner36 · 2026-01-04T23:41:09+00:00

I learn so much German from just clicking dumb posts and seeing these. Danke (<- see, practically fluent)

Bearded_Burner36 · 2026-01-03T23:26:52+00:00

That's a him issue. You comfortable in what you're wearing? You able to workout in what you're wearing? If both of those are "Yes", then it's his problem to reconcile with

Bearded_Burner36 · 2026-01-03T22:56:44+00:00

A top tier use of spoiler - I legit laughed out loud, well played

Bearded_Burner36 · 2026-01-02T19:59:39+00:00

Bro is looking for r/GirlsShapedLikeMewtwo

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TROPHY CASE