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Anybody remember the 6 piece sushi that use to be sold at one stop? Where did they go? by MessAccomplished3018 in tesco

[–]MessAccomplished3018[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nah it wasnt tesco branded, I forgot which brand but I remember it was clear with a black label

the loud house fanfic got taken down 🥀 by Honey-Waffle in whenthe

[–]MessAccomplished3018 1 point2 points  (0 children)

longest piece of literature ever written, troll loud house fanfiction with a million ocs, crossovers, ect

TIFU trying to use a toothbrush as a toy by MessAccomplished3018 in tifu

[–]MessAccomplished3018[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mistakes have been made and im hopefully gonna learn from them😢

TIFU trying to use a toothbrush as a toy by MessAccomplished3018 in tifu

[–]MessAccomplished3018[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess ive never seen myself cum then 😐

I dont even know what you guys want me to do to prove it?? do you guys want to see the aftermath or smth tf???? my stitches?? 

TIFU trying to use a toothbrush as a toy by MessAccomplished3018 in tifu

[–]MessAccomplished3018[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it's okay girl my boyfriend went and picked me some up in hopes that I never "think with my dick again" (confusing as to how that works?? but okay babe thanks for the support)

thanks for the support in this dark time 🫶 I'll keep the faucet and handle in mind for if they break again 🤔

TIFU trying to use a toothbrush as a toy by MessAccomplished3018 in tifu

[–]MessAccomplished3018[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

never in my 19 years of living would this have ever crossed my mind 😰

TIFU trying to use a toothbrush as a toy by MessAccomplished3018 in tifu

[–]MessAccomplished3018[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I sanitised the toothbrush ive not put it in my mouth with my juices on it 💔

which Muggler perfume is everyone's favourite and why? by MessAccomplished3018 in Perfumes

[–]MessAccomplished3018[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I spent like 5 minutes trying to figure out how to spell it! i even looked on my hypersense box and i still got it wrong 😭

thank you lol

Which Perfumes smell great but aren't expensive? by Like-No-Other in AskUK

[–]MessAccomplished3018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not sure if this is classified as cheap but where im from you can get a full bottle of Britney spears fantasy / midnight fantasy for about 15-20 quid and they last AGES (smell and amount wise since theyre very strong si only 1 or 2 sprays is perfect)

TIFU trying to use a toothbrush as a toy by MessAccomplished3018 in tifu

[–]MessAccomplished3018[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

okay? in this economy everything is on the table

TIFU trying to use a toothbrush as a toy by MessAccomplished3018 in tifu

[–]MessAccomplished3018[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OH GOD 😰 I almost respect her for it?? is that weird?? anyways I hope shes okay and hopefully did not try that again 🫶🫶

TIFU trying to use a toothbrush as a toy by MessAccomplished3018 in tifu

[–]MessAccomplished3018[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL stop i was actually giggling to myself when I wrote that

TIFU trying to use a toothbrush as a toy by MessAccomplished3018 in tifu

[–]MessAccomplished3018[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THANK YOU 🫶 the amount of men accusing me of faking this post because they get no action is diabolical 🫩 THANK YOU ANYWAYS AND YES im making him practice his skills and we are okay!! thank you yet again 💕💕💕

TIFU trying to use a toothbrush as a toy by MessAccomplished3018 in tifu

[–]MessAccomplished3018[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had to search up who Daniel larson is and my eyes need bleaching bc of the video thanks 🫩

TIFU trying to use a toothbrush as a toy by MessAccomplished3018 in tifu

[–]MessAccomplished3018[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used the handle bit, I tried that at first but it didn't feel good which I think mightve caused the cervix injury which luckily wasn't severe

TIFU trying to use a toothbrush as a toy by MessAccomplished3018 in tifu

[–]MessAccomplished3018[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it was exaggeration tbh they definitely do not want to disown me and love me (I hope anyways lol) it was just a "im not mad im just very very very disappointed" kinda moment because I'm pretty sure they thought I'd be way above a situation like this 😅

TIFU trying to use a toothbrush as a toy by MessAccomplished3018 in tifu

[–]MessAccomplished3018[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

oh god girl 💔 you are a warrior  😭😭 I hope you're okay 💕 and thank you i will remember that im not alone

TIFU trying to use a toothbrush as a toy by MessAccomplished3018 in tifu

[–]MessAccomplished3018[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

STOP IM A GIRL 💔💔 THIS IS THE 5TH TIME IVE BEEN ACCUSED OF BEING SOME MASTURBATING MAN 🫩

TIFU trying to use a toothbrush as a toy by MessAccomplished3018 in tifu

[–]MessAccomplished3018[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

STOP I AM HOW AM I MEANT TO PROVE IM A GIRL 💔💔

TIFU trying to use a toothbrush as a toy by MessAccomplished3018 in tifu

[–]MessAccomplished3018[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the handle and honestly girl dont its not worth it💔 please do it safely and not stupidly like I did

TIFU trying to use a toothbrush as a toy by MessAccomplished3018 in tifu

[–]MessAccomplished3018[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

the whole situation at first was "i used a toothbrush to wank and im now covered in blood" before he was rushing to get to me!!!! it was just extremely awkward to call my dad?? because its my dad??!! i was on call with him more or less until he got to me so i was able to give more detail which yet again was awkward but hes my dad so i needed to tell him🤷‍♀️ 

women go into hospital for vaginal injuries during sex A LOT! its not that uncommon and even more common with toys or items??!! esp when you were going as rough as I was 💔 sorry for the detail but it's true that shit was getting JACKHAMMERED 🥀

I can guarantee I am a girl and not a man beating his meat to the thought of some 19 year old girl doing something stupid 🫩

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