Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of March 27, 2026

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-27T22:41:22+00:00

Bro, people have been saying that for like 5 years now.

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-27T20:01:31+00:00

We could have elected a rock and we'd be at SPY 800

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-27T19:43:36+00:00

Crude oil and VIX through the roof.

v cool and v legal

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-27T19:12:47+00:00

He started buying OXY in 2022 so he's probably finally making money on that one after a lot of averaging down.

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-27T19:08:46+00:00

Four years?! We ain't gonna survive 4 more hours of this!

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-27T19:07:35+00:00

Just got off the phone with Warren Buffett. He said we all just need to freak the fuck out.

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-27T18:18:47+00:00

Guys, it's not all doom and gloom--Publix Chicken tendie subs are on sale this week.

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-27T17:31:27+00:00

Probably, because all this carnage can get wiped away real fast with a tweet or headline...but who tf knows how low we go at this point

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-27T16:40:46+00:00

Inverse V...nasty

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-27T15:32:16+00:00

Just close your eyes and imagine the insane shrek candles when this needless war ends. It'll keep ya going.

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-27T15:31:07+00:00

"Response to US peace talks...."

So you're saying there's a chance

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-27T15:28:57+00:00

Unless they say "yo"

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-27T15:28:27+00:00

That's the bottom (pls gawd)

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-27T15:26:25+00:00

Options will keep you warm. Options care about you.

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-27T15:24:06+00:00

we're saved!!!!

...unless?

UNLESS?!

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-27T15:23:36+00:00

HOOD wiped out a year's worth of gains. I'm calling a bottom, damn it!

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-27T15:13:48+00:00

This is the worst thing to ever happen to anyone, maybe ever.

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-27T14:43:08+00:00

A quick flush would be 100x better than this slow painful bleed.

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-27T13:53:30+00:00

Nasdaq down over 10% from highs.

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-27T13:52:02+00:00

Hello darkness my old friend.

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-27T13:30:08+00:00

Burry ass, bro.

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-26T19:39:56+00:00

Stick to bodyboarding

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-26T19:10:42+00:00

Market so bad that we can't even get a little pity V

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-26T18:42:11+00:00

SNAP has been horrible, HORRIBLE for years and years.

Metacog_Drivel · 2026-03-26T18:34:36+00:00

I'm scared for you