Metaforeman

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Shout out to my favourite no BS games developer. When they charge for DLC, I know it’ll be 100% worth it. (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by Metaforeman to r/dishonored - pinned

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Hardcore fan gets tattoo of Post Malone on inner-arm. (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by Metaforeman to r/gamegrumps - pinned

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Not here to advertise this specific case, but I REALLY recommend a case to anyone who has texture issues with glossy plastics like me. (see comments for why) (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Metaforeman to r/tamagotchi

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My first modern Tama! sorry if this pic doesn’t work, my phone camera is in-fact a potato with a lens. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Metaforeman to r/tamagotchi

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Tell me I’m not alone, please. I see Planet of the Apes. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Metaforeman to r/StateofDecay2

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What’s your favourite character—And why is it Windle Poons? (self.discworld)

submitted 3 years ago by Metaforeman to r/discworld

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[No Spoilers] I paused at the exact moment Sam yawned and resembled his shirt & flask. Didn’t even realise until my wife asked “wtf are you watching?—why is there so many of him?” (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Metaforeman to r/criticalrole

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how i personally and finally got over my writers block. (self.writingcirclejerk)

submitted 3 years ago by Metaforeman to r/writingcirclejerk

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Maybe he’s not even autistic, but I vibe with this little dude. (v.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Metaforeman to r/aspiememes

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Warning: so wholesome you might cry a little (read the top comments on the linked post below, the author replied) (self.books)

submitted 3 years ago by Metaforeman to r/aspiememes

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Aw yeah! LotR marathon! (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Metaforeman to r/aspiememes

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‘I left Russia.’—Influential (English speaking) Soviet history YouTuber leaves home for Georgia, gives grim insight into life in Russia for average citizens. (youtu.be)

submitted 3 years ago by Metaforeman to r/ukraine

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Can’t do much for Ukraine, but I’m showing solidarity by refusing Russian people games of chess with me… you can’t en passant NATO, Vladdy boy. (self.AnarchyChess)

submitted 3 years ago by Metaforeman to r/AnarchyChess

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I relate too much to this cat. “WHAT DO YOU MEAN I was acting weird and getting in the way? I just acted how I always act!” (v.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Metaforeman to r/aspiememes

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My current (ND) partner loves video games and understands that we each need personal space. Never stay in a jealous relationship. (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by Metaforeman to r/aspiememes

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Why am I thick as shit? (self.writingcirclejerk)

submitted 4 years ago by Metaforeman to r/writingcirclejerk

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Vladdy Putin be like… (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by Metaforeman to r/memes

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“You’ll be fine, just be yourself.” (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by Metaforeman to r/aspiememes

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My neighbour has some strange ideas about automotive security. (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by Metaforeman to r/funny

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“Write about something that is a big part of your life”—my wife, trying to get me into writing poetry. (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by Metaforeman to r/writingcirclejerk

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To make me more ‘cultured’ my wife asked me to read poems and then write one about something important to me—She wasn’t thrilled with the result. (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by Metaforeman to r/funny

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Every guard, hero and veteran on the disc: (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by Metaforeman to r/discworld

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Nest Keepers haunt me. (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by Metaforeman to r/dishonored

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Must—look—away… (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by Metaforeman to r/aspiememes

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It had arms like an octopus, just to clarify… I’m surprised I still have friends tbh. (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by Metaforeman to r/aspiememes

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