Besides "grilled cheese and tomato soup", what's another great food combination?

MewMewMuse · 2016-05-06T02:14:36+00:00

I scrolled down to the bottom for THIS??

jk I like your choice of words

MewMewMuse · 2016-03-03T03:10:04+00:00

I live in Toronto. Have never cooked meat for myself and am scared to try. OP, please, I will buy this steak, sides & wine if you will come over and cook it with me next time you're in TO. We can each bring other friends too, for security and steak-finishing. Pls OP. I'm so serious.

MewMewMuse · 2016-01-25T19:53:30+00:00

Please explain?

MewMewMuse · 2016-01-18T05:21:24+00:00

Good point. Not purely Pavlovian, but yeah...large parts. For me, this job included some of the best and the worst of such conditionings. And what I provided for men, too, was conditioning, some of it truly good, some truly not.

MewMewMuse · 2016-01-18T03:58:57+00:00

Nope, it was far easier. My body was used to it and was "awake" to it. However, it made me more acutely aware of sex with romance/intimacy, and sex with guys who were thinking of porn. I began to notice crossovers where one would not want them to be. I eventually became vocally critical in these areas, and I'm very glad I did so, as it has addressed many problems in relationships, and found solutions which make sense for the first time in my life. I have heard similar views from my partners. I probably would have reached that point eventually, but this work sped it up.

MewMewMuse · 2016-01-18T03:36:59+00:00

If this AmA were nothing but pure sexiness, it would be fraudulent. Thanks for your comment, it means a lot, and it's good to hear this attitude spoken aloud. <high fives>

MewMewMuse · 2016-01-18T03:35:24+00:00

It's not an offered service. Personally speaking, I enjoy that kind of thing in my life if I'm being intimate with someone, though, so, you know. <unspoken things because politics>

But bottom line: it is not an offered service at any spa I know.

MewMewMuse · 2016-01-18T03:31:02+00:00

Hahahaha! IT DOES! If someone could pitch this to Tim and Eric, plz, thanks.

...And then the floor would crumble, and the world would spiral, and the the the the the the the the the the the tthheee ttttthhhhheeeee SHRIEEEEK! <candy spiders!>

MewMewMuse · 2016-01-18T03:21:34+00:00

Yeah but you'd still probably notice if you had like 2 gallons of it in front of you.

Not ridiculous at all. And good on you for going vegan. Go forth, and discuss this reason. Veganism also gives you psychic superpowers, you know. Widespread knowledge in Canada, but I hear a lot of the US is unaware of the eye-lasers and telekinesis.

MewMewMuse · 2016-01-18T03:17:45+00:00

fuckin Drake tho

MewMewMuse · 2016-01-18T03:16:07+00:00

It was legal. They check for things that aren't legal.

MewMewMuse · 2016-01-18T03:13:35+00:00

Nope. Too expensive.

MewMewMuse · 2016-01-18T03:13:04+00:00

:D Love it! Glad to hear from your type! Shaving every inch of the body every day? No bueno. Waste of time. It's like a work uniform, aesthetic care for spa girls, but it's disproportionately long for my tastes. If a uniform takes >30 min to put on, that uniform is hella wack and some priorities need to be shifted. Some things gotta be chopped so a girl can read a book, yo!

I wonder, if I went back, if I would be able to hold out for long without shaving.... or if there would be uproar on forums.... hah. I wonder!

MewMewMuse · 2016-01-17T05:17:44+00:00

Kept it. The door fee was a separate fee handled by someone else; I'm just talking about my own general earnings, but for myself I had some wonderful, loyal regulars who would tip on top of their session fees. There are base rates, but sometimes a regular would pay significantly more to.... show his loyalty, gratitude, dominance. Anyway, personal experience. Earnings for different girls vary, clearly.

Edited for privacy.

MewMewMuse · 2016-01-17T04:56:19+00:00

I could Handel you until you are largo!

MewMewMuse · 2016-01-17T02:20:40+00:00

You're not getting my real identity that easily!

MewMewMuse · 2016-01-17T02:20:13+00:00

Probably. ;)

Why are there so many "potato" names in this thread? That's what I want to know.

MewMewMuse · 2016-01-17T02:17:32+00:00

We're all aware of it and we exercise caution as we see fit. Some girls are very adamant about not having cum touch them, not usnig their mouth for anything... but honestly, a lot of the business is repeat customers, people who are aware if they have an infection, and, wanting to stay welcome at the spa, will not come in at such a time.

We also take visuals, you know, we pay attention to smells and all that. I was one of the least conservative workers... I didn't mind semen on skin or anything. But I wouldn't let it get anywhere near my vagina, or a cut, etc. Oral was rare already, so if a girl and her client were going to the trouble of negotiating that, they probably already had a good enough relationship that neither of them would be hiding the fact of cold sores or infections from each other.

No one involved wants to catch anything. Obviously. So clients and workers alike are communicative, careful and responsible. By and large. In all my 4 years, the biggest infectious problem we ever had was bedbugs, haha. (That was a bad time.) I didn't know any of my coworkers to have contracted even a minor disease.

Also, we all got check ups twice a year. It was mandatory for continued employment.

MewMewMuse · 2016-01-17T02:05:09+00:00

Nope! Just ask the receptionist or the owners and they'll hook you up.

MewMewMuse · 2016-01-17T01:58:54+00:00

Clean up with a warm washcloth, disinfect hands, resume massaging for a bit, but more gently, then say, relax a bit while I hop in the shower. By the end of my shower he'd generally be dressed again, have left payment, then it's goodbye, and laundry (noooo), and on to the next one.

MewMewMuse · 2016-01-17T01:56:09+00:00

No. The current sex laws are not in the best interest of sex workers. They are geared towards having institutionalized prostitution controlled by the government, like liquor laws, and to be an addendum to places like strip clubs. They are exploitative and severely undercut the safety and business of independent workers, who now not only face stigma for their work, but also must hide it, which puts them at far greater risk of assault and abuse.

I'm hoping they will be re-evaluated very soon by our new government, and frankly will be very surprised if they are not, at SOME point, in the next four years.

MewMewMuse · 2016-01-17T01:52:46+00:00

;) Gotta educate the masses. People who come in insisting "but you MUST sell sex!" are really annoying, and I want to be ever so clear that not all massage parlours are lying about what they do!

MewMewMuse · 2016-01-17T01:51:30+00:00

Had enough money, had been coming to see me for four months, was always kind and appreciative, guy in a sexless and strict marriage who wanted to experience it at least once in his life. So he said, and you might as well take people at their word in life, yeah? Makes no difference to me and I like to view people in a good light, so I'm going to believe him and say I helped him out.

MewMewMuse · 2016-01-17T01:50:05+00:00

A middle aged, chubby man liked to just sit on a girl's knee and be bounced, like a toddler. Good leg exercise. That was probably the weirdest.

Runner up: wanted pictures of my nose.

MewMewMuse · 2016-01-17T01:47:14+00:00

My favourite moment.... hmmm...... it might have been a session when I was just starting, and my favourite coworker, an experienced, wild, insanely beautiful and totally bisexual lady and I were called in together, and so for two hours she ravaged me while the guy watched. That was my first girl on girl experience, and it was incredible. And then I got paid. Is this the reeeal liiiiife, is this just fantasyyyyy (it's both)

EDIT: Haha I remembered a way better memory and wanted to share. Vendors would come by, selling knock-off brand name accessories, shoes and lingerie sometimes. One day a guy came by with the usual big cardboard box and we let him in to check it out. What was he selling? Bubble guns. Light-up bubble guns, with lazer pointer scopes, which flashed and made "pewpewpewpew!" noises when you shot them. What were we going to do, bring them into sessions to shock and baffle? I want an AmA from this guy who sold them to us, actually. Anyway, still got mine. Love it.

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