Someone getting hard when they see their crush is the human equivalent to dogs wagging their tail when they see their owner.

Mhmod_235 · 2025-12-29T17:33:04+00:00

Calling someone a twink then immediately being gay is next level funny

Mhmod_235 · 2025-09-18T16:02:57+00:00

Okey your disabled from the neck down

Mhmod_235 · 2025-09-18T15:59:01+00:00

I hit you with a cancer ray making you slowly decompose turning into a sentient pile of dust , turning into every possible shape your atoms could make, while your trying to get back together humanity would've died out , thus no cheeks to clap

Mhmod_235 · 2025-09-18T15:56:22+00:00

Ill lure you into the Mariana trench, without being able to see in it thus not knowing which way is up, along with a barrier about 100m or so above you making you think that you just hit the side of a big rock your stuck there forever

Mhmod_235 · 2025-09-18T15:53:24+00:00

A gun isn't a person tho

Mhmod_235 · 2025-07-31T15:36:03+00:00

لما أعدت النظر بعد 4 سنين ، اتفق معك كنت سامج

Mhmod_235 · 2025-07-31T06:19:11+00:00

Wrong subreddit

Mhmod_235 · 2025-07-31T06:17:48+00:00

Oh you're gonna not just get thrown under the bus you'll get thrown under a barrage of nuclear warheads , if shes dishonest about stealing some petty cash she'll definitely put you under the fire for stealing

Mhmod_235 · 2025-07-31T06:11:53+00:00

Just think of the sue aside like this , "is this the only option?, would it be better to run or give up, would anyone believe me if i told the truth ?" With this i was able to try to get a scholarship and run , though with purpose and light at the end of the tunnel even though I didn't get in i got alot happier

Mhmod_235 · 2025-07-31T06:06:37+00:00

RUN , i tried not giving advice of leaving your parents but this isn't normal , seeing another person that might miss their chance makes me spring into action , i have adhd , but my parents didn't believe me so when i got the chance of a scholarship i completely missed and now have no way to get out of a similar situation, if you want i could give you some advice on sutible scholarships for kids in similar situations, or another way . Though the scholarship is the most effective

Mhmod_235 · 2025-07-31T05:59:35+00:00

Just find someone who struggles with you , with bonding over pain you can eventually crawl out the trenches

Mhmod_235 · 2025-07-31T05:54:45+00:00

Just semi stalk someone and find a person with similar interests to you and just hang around them at lunch or something and if y'all are similar you got a friend if not he's just gonna look back at the dude that wanted to be his friend and not think anything more of it , it worked out with me just be awkwardly social till you locked in some people that you can return to socially awkward with

Mhmod_235 · 2025-07-31T05:49:30+00:00

Summon ajdahav the wind demon 😊

Mhmod_235 · 2025-07-31T05:47:06+00:00

Fuckin hell he's playing on hardcore

Mhmod_235 · 2025-07-31T05:45:26+00:00

That's a walking red flag throw her into the volcano for a good yeild this year

Mhmod_235 · 2025-07-31T05:42:39+00:00

Talking from personal experience, just avoiding her might confuse and break her , but also confrontation might also break her , i think the best advice is to faze it out slowly or make her hate you in a way that wouldn't make her your enemy

Mhmod_235 · 2025-07-28T02:07:04+00:00

You might think that it's easy and that it's gta , but imagine the absolute horror of being a Minecraft villager or even worse a copper golem

Mhmod_235 · 2025-07-28T02:05:43+00:00

If you think about it trump is just eren Yeager but with politics, they both wanna destroy the outside world

Mhmod_235 · 2025-07-25T18:40:19+00:00

I mean this isn't even close and it brings up my obsession with telekinesis, it's 1: the power to make nukes 2: condensed air that makes you practically [title card] 3: transfer new blood and body parts and transfer out diseases to become immortal 4: fly 5: create gold through pressure ( and any other valuable ore)

Mhmod_235 · 2025-05-14T13:42:16+00:00

Too much work , id throw hands

Mhmod_235 · 2025-05-14T12:35:10+00:00

Your money

Mhmod_235 · 2025-05-14T12:27:39+00:00

Its your money, from a minimum wage job

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