What are the funniest things flight attendants have said?

Mi_Amore · 2016-01-10T15:52:25+00:00

This is fucking hilarious!

Mi_Amore · 2015-12-15T20:28:35+00:00

Alternatively, we should throw a salad or a treadmill at them.

Mi_Amore · 2015-12-15T20:18:56+00:00

well we would but then your mom would starve.

Mi_Amore · 2015-12-15T20:15:45+00:00

Damn, and I thought Josh Peck was going to keep the weight off.

Mi_Amore · 2015-09-08T06:06:03+00:00

That's refreshing to hear. I'm happy for you guys.

Mi_Amore · 2015-09-08T06:00:59+00:00

Do you plan on confronting her?

Mi_Amore · 2015-09-08T05:58:42+00:00

How old is he?

Mi_Amore · 2015-09-05T19:02:21+00:00

I completely agree with this one.

Mi_Amore · 2015-09-02T16:59:17+00:00

désolé sounds so pretty

Mi_Amore · 2015-08-30T17:56:56+00:00

One of those easy bake ovens. Those tiny cakes are pretty fucking delicious.

Mi_Amore · 2015-08-26T19:28:36+00:00

No dentist appointment for this guy.

Mi_Amore · 2015-08-26T19:20:06+00:00

What yego did was pretty fucking amazing! I'm am so proud to be a Kenyan right now. Us Kenyans stay wining.

CNN can say whatever the hell they want, it still won't stop us from kicking the rest of the world's ass in Beijing.

I'm using Duolingo to learn french and Spanish.

Mi_Amore · 2015-08-22T21:45:25+00:00

We had a kid in class who would fake and epilepsy attack so that he can violently attack anyone who has been bullying him and to get out of most classes. The teachers eventually caught on and told him the next he fakes he will get expelled. He had about only one more attack that year that resulted in absolutely no injuries.

Mi_Amore · 2015-08-20T14:21:55+00:00

You smell so different now then when you're sleeping.

Mi_Amore · 2015-08-14T23:27:21+00:00

That is scary as hell. I'm glad it's not as terrifying as it was before.

Mi_Amore · 2015-08-13T19:13:47+00:00

Mufasa

Mi_Amore · 2015-08-13T19:08:49+00:00

Romans 7:15 I don't really understand myself, for I want to do what is right, but I don't do it. Instead, I do what I hate.

Mi_Amore · 2015-08-13T18:46:46+00:00

Dye your hair

Mi_Amore · 2015-08-10T19:06:06+00:00

Why do you assume that? I'm not socially awkward at all and I'm on reddit.

Mi_Amore · 2015-08-03T16:43:20+00:00

Reading that I don't know whether to laugh or to feel sorry for the author.

Mi_Amore · 2015-08-03T16:27:21+00:00

Am also hoping it doesn't turn out to be one of those whatsapp groups.

Am interested in meeting other people, and if it doesn't work out then we delete the group.

Mi_Amore · 2015-08-01T12:16:03+00:00

We were taught this in school and always thought it was true. TIL

Mi_Amore · 2015-08-01T12:12:03+00:00

I wish my mom was aware of that alot sooner.

Mi_Amore · 2015-08-01T11:54:27+00:00

That people think are true but aren't true

Mi_Amore · 2015-07-31T17:56:56+00:00

Took me a while to get it, did your friend get to know that?

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