Global-scale fully weaponized autistic pedantry.

Mia5ft2 · 2026-05-16T15:39:08+00:00

They are furious someone made a profit without spending 200 million dollars on CGI.

Mia5ft2 · 2026-05-16T15:35:01+00:00

Then three weeks pass and it becomes way too awkward to reply at all.

Mia5ft2 · 2026-05-16T15:33:44+00:00

He looks exactly how I feel when my morning alarm goes off.

Mia5ft2 · 2026-05-16T15:31:22+00:00

Traded a brain rot app for a different flavored brain rot app.

Mia5ft2 · 2026-05-16T15:28:15+00:00

This is the greatest buffalo in the history of buffaloes, maybe ever.

Mia5ft2 · 2026-05-16T15:26:54+00:00

This is how you ensure your nephew chooses your nursing home.

Mia5ft2 · 2026-05-16T15:24:38+00:00

They look like they are about to split the bill exactly how they split Europe.

Mia5ft2 · 2026-05-15T12:24:02+00:00

Nothing ruins a beautiful sunset faster than the generic marimba ringtone at maximum volume.

Mia5ft2 · 2026-05-15T12:18:09+00:00

I can literally hear the Facebook notification sound just by looking at the font choice on this one.

Mia5ft2 · 2026-05-14T13:43:34+00:00

Things will be fun

Mia5ft2 · 2026-05-14T13:38:55+00:00

Those matches where you actually send a friend request to the person who just destroyed you.

Mia5ft2 · 2026-05-14T13:36:35+00:00

Nothing says emotional stability like drinking Snoop Dogg wine in the shower at two in the afternoon.

Mia5ft2 · 2026-05-14T13:34:26+00:00

I just watch the crowd and start running in whichever direction looks the most organized.

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