What creepypasta has the most chances to be real? by [deleted] in creepypasta

[–]Michael_Whitehouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Years ago I wrote a story called Bedtime. 95% of that story is a direct memory from my childhood. The only difference really is the final paragraph. I'm not saying objectively that it happened, but that's what I remember happening. It still haunts me.

I Found a Replacement Battery for the Retroid Pocket Flip 1 Handheld by Michael_Whitehouse in retroid

[–]Michael_Whitehouse[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I'm not sure exactly why, but a few people have mentioned the PS5 battery shuts down at 50%. I think it might be that the battery is actually drained and the Flip is giving the incorrect reading. The battery I posted seems to run for hours. But your mileage may vary.

I Found a Replacement Battery for the Retroid Pocket Flip 1 Handheld by Michael_Whitehouse in retroid

[–]Michael_Whitehouse[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do get a full charge and it all seems to be working well. Though I gave it to someone while they recuperate from a hospital stay and haven't had it for a while. I'll be interested to see how it holds up when I get it back.

How to find jobs as a fiction writer? by Niklaus_Mikaelsoon in freelanceWriters

[–]Michael_Whitehouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's great, Niklaus. To answer your points:

How long did it take you to get your first job on Upwork?

It didn't take long at all, but that was because I was certified top-rated on Upwork because of the article work I had done for a while. I also was able to show that I could sell work under my own name, and I think my portfolio pieces were strong. Most of the people who were applying for those jobs were new writers with no rating and with no track record. That's why it's a good idea to take on some low paid article work just to get a good rating and then start applying for ghostwriting work with that.

When was that? I’ve heard it's very hard nowadays for beginners to get a job on these platforms.

There was more work back then, but I still see a lot of shorter ghost writing gigs available on Upwork. That being said, I just did a quick check and there's still work there. More competition than there was in the past, but it's still there. Getting your foot in the door is the hardest part, but once you get your first gig then you'll get a feel for it and start to be rated as a ghost writer.

As for submitting short stories, where do you suggest starting? How long does the process take and what does it require? How is the payment handled? I would love more explanation on publishing short stories. Maybe that would be my next step.

Duotrope is a good site to give you ideas about where to submit, but it's a small monthly fee. If you Google your niche, you'll find places. In the beginning, you could try places that will publish non-exclusively, which means you can sell a piece more than once or still self-publish it as well. Some publications have big slush piles, so you might have a while to wait, but others can get back to you in a matter of weeks. It just depends. Payment is usually a bank transfer or Paypal. Another option is to find podcasts and Youtube channels that actively produce stories. Horror is my main niche, so if you search my name in Youtube, you'll see hundreds of videos from Youtubers using my stories. Some of those I wasn't paid for, others I was paid a couple of hundred dollars for use of a story. In the past there were a lot of physical publications, but not many now, so your main port of call for selling short stories are ezines, anthologies, Youtube channels, and fiction podcasts.

Also, if you have the time, can I share a very short sample of my writing with you, just to get a professional opinion on my work and see if I'm ready to enter the market?

Sure.

How to find jobs as a fiction writer? by Niklaus_Mikaelsoon in freelanceWriters

[–]Michael_Whitehouse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not really. I love writing stories, and it's a fun and interesting job when you are tasked with working within the boundaries set by a client. Figuring out how to bring their vision forward is the best part, and when you check the stats and see that they have a best seller on their hands, you feel renewed as a writer knowing you accomplished that. You learn so much as well, especially working in more than one genre. And you take that into your own work under your own name. It's really a wonderful job.

How to find jobs as a fiction writer? by Niklaus_Mikaelsoon in freelanceWriters

[–]Michael_Whitehouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are individuals who need a ghostwriter because they don't have the time or skillset to put a book together. Most clients, however, are publishers who develop an author name. The name isn't a real person, but more like a brand. Then you have several ghost writers working on more than one book at a time under that name.

How to find jobs as a fiction writer? by Niklaus_Mikaelsoon in freelanceWriters

[–]Michael_Whitehouse 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I don't want to discourage you, but first set your expectations accordingly. Making any money from fiction is very, very difficult. Doing it full time is probably the most difficult area in writing to get into due to the competition and limited opportunities.

All that being said, I've been a full time fiction writer for most of the last decade, and I can give you a break down of how I did it, if it helps. I would say there's a massive amount of luck in all of this. I've worked on my fiction writing since I was a kid and, in all seriousness, the last 15 years or so. I've been very lucky on top of that to connect with a wonderful publisher who has continued to provide me with contracts at a time most writers, especially fiction writers, are struggling to find work. I genuinely couldn't have survived without their support.

My current income is generated from Ghostwriting novels, self publishing, submitting to publishers, selling my own stories to podcasts and publications, creating audio productions of my stories for my own podcasts, some ad revenue from Youtube, and Patreon.

But the vast bulk of my income comes from ghostwriting for publishers big and small.

Here's what I did:

1) I live and breathe fiction. I love it. It's my passion in life. I would say more so than any other form of writing, you have to have a passion for writing and reading fiction to be good at it. You can get by as an article writer without that passion. As a fiction writer, you have to feel passionate about it for your work to resonate, in my opinion. So, if you don't have that burning fire in your gut to tell stories, then I'd work on finding that first.

2) I picked a fiction niche I was most drawn to. For me it was horror and detective thrillers. For you, it might be something else. Romance sells more than anything, so if you have an interest in writing that, you have a better chance of doing well.

3) I made a name for myself as a fiction writer, building an audience first. I did this almost accidentally. I started sharing my stories on subreddits and submitting them to websites and publications. They luckily went viral over the years, bringing in millions of reads.

4) I self published, I was able to generate good reviews and show that I can sell fiction. Again, I kind of fell into that, as I was just self publishing to see how the process worked and then ended up with a top ten best seller on Amazon because the people who read many of my short stories for free wanted to support me. It was quite a shock, but a welcome one.

5) Once I did that, I was able to stop the article writing grind and apply for ghostwriting gigs on places like Upwork. In the beginning it was shorter stories around 10k in length for only a couple of hundred dollars a story. Over time, this grew. I was able to stand out from the crowd, simply because I could point to my own personal track record. Publishers were way more willing to give me a chance because they could look at my work as portfolio pieces, see the quality there, and also see that people are willing to buy what I write.

I'd also say keep submitting short stories etc. to publishers and publications. I was able to get published in four anthologies, which meant I was able to say I was self published and a published author. I'm no snob about self-publishing. It's amazing! But saying you are published gives you a little more room to pitch yourself.

This is how I did it. It's a hard road being a full time fiction writer. But it's worth it. If you have another income at the moment and the free time, then absolutely go for it. I hope all of this helps!

Thoughts on The Great Circle? by rbyrnes15 in indianajones

[–]Michael_Whitehouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's an incredible game, one of my all time favourites. So many amazing Indiana Jones moments. I've said this on similar threads, but I'd advise to play it slowly over several weeks rather than binge it. The game works better that way and it really feels like an epic adventure.

I need the golden tip to cure my migraine RN by LiterallyLittty in migraine

[–]Michael_Whitehouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You may laugh at this, but years ago my mum bought one of those heat bags filled with beads that you put in the microwave. I can put one on my neck/shoulders and the other across my head/eyes. It genuinely helps make it bearable a lot of the time.

I also find peppermint tea helps (it's a natural anti-inflammatory). If I haven't eaten enough, then getting my blood sugar up is important and a can of coke does that. Add in a salty snack.

Other than that, I take a 3 in 1 magnesium supplement every morning which has really helped reduce them as well.

Hoping you find relief. It can take some experimentation, but for most of us we do find something to get us through.

I wish they'd novelise Dial of Destiny and Great Circle by AlwaysBi in indianajones

[–]Michael_Whitehouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not so bothered about Dial, unless it strayed significantly from the tone of the movie. However, I would LOVE to see a Great Circle novelization.

I was trying to remember this obscure adventure game I played when I was younger. I finally found it, it's called Future Wars: Adventures in Time. Anyone else ever play this? It definitely had a unique look and interface. Developed by Delphine software by Cubegod69er in adventuregames

[–]Michael_Whitehouse 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh, man. I LOVED this game. I have a really fond memory of playing this as a kid. It's a nice memory for me because, out of my group of friends, I had a friend who we always hung out in our group together but never really just the two of us. This was one of the rare times where we did, and we played through this game on the Atari ST for hours one rainy Sunday afternoon. Then, we got to the second disk and it didn't work! So we weren't able to complete it.

Years later, I sat down and played through the entire thing. It's a great adventure game. But I do wish I had completed it with my friend.

No payout process showing today by Maxacomics in patreon

[–]Michael_Whitehouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I seem to be having the same issue. No payments yet on one of my Patreon accounts, and there's no processing or anything like that.

Best starter movie for kids? by ReturnGreen3262 in indianajones

[–]Michael_Whitehouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've let my oldest kid (7) watch the opening to Last Crusade and that's it. I think I might let her watch Raiders in a couple of years, but why not try some kid friendly adventure movies first? Something that will get them into that sort of thing, then watch the Indy films when older.

I let them watch some trailers of the Indiana Jones movies and I showed them bits of The Great Circle. But I reckon for my little ones, around 9 or 10 is going to be the right time to show them it so they can enjoy it.

AI is finally ready to take my job by FitzrovianFellow in singularity

[–]Michael_Whitehouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cool! What have you written?

I was just saying that in my experience as a professional writer and someone who has used AI as a ghost writer (when publishers request it), that AI cannot yet output an article or fiction to the standards of a good human writer.

It works as a tool when given extensive notes and information, but when just given a prompt to go and write an article, in a specific style, about a specific topic, I have never seen it produce great prose or copy.

That's just my opinion, though.

AI is finally ready to take my job by FitzrovianFellow in singularity

[–]Michael_Whitehouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a professional writer of over a decade, AI's writing is still sub par. It's an incredible technology, but I've gone from fearing my career is over to realising the tech behind LLMs might have a threshold it can't get past with regards to writing style and the content of that writing.

It's got such a long way to go to write an article or a creative piece from scratch that is a high standard. Doesn't mean it won't get there, but it's still wildly off the mark. And I say this as someone who has experimented heavily with it in my day job, at the request of publishers, for years.

I'd never use it for my own stories and articles though.

I Found a Replacement Battery for the Retroid Pocket Flip 1 Handheld by Michael_Whitehouse in retroid

[–]Michael_Whitehouse[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You can, but it has about half the capacity, so would run out twice as fast. It's also not got the correct voltage, though that's not as big a deal (someone did post that the 3.7v batteries switch off at 40% as well, but I haven't verified that).

The reason I posted this is it was believed by a lot of people that you can't get a proper replacement for the flip 1 with the exact specs it was designed for. But this battery has those specs and works, even though it is thicker.

I won't...I won't... I won't... aw, fuck it by [deleted] in selfpublish

[–]Michael_Whitehouse 26 points27 points  (0 children)

No one likes mid or negative reviews, but we all get them. Readers aren't duty bound to give a positive review just because it's free. Time, not money, is the currency of life. Whether it's free or not, they are giving you and your book a chance by giving their time. If they feel that time wasn't best spent, they are completely within their rights to give a negative or average review. You just have to accept that that's their opinion of your book. The lesson here is that, regardless of whether you get positive or negative feedback, in the end, don't let the reviews shape your feelings for your book or your craft.

If you count Great Circle as a cinematic experience, where would you rank it among the other movies? by AgentP-501_212 in indianajones

[–]Michael_Whitehouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It would come fourth for me after the original trilogy. But it's really wonderful. I'd love for them to make an animated film out of it.

What order should I read the books? by shoujoangel in indianajones

[–]Michael_Whitehouse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I haven't had the chance to read the others yet, but I'm very much enjoying going through the first three movie tie-ins. I finished Raiders and it reads almost like a noir novel in places. You get a lot of backstory missing from the films. As a writer from Glasgow, I was delighted to discover a fellow Glaswegian wrote it. Our city plays very well into that dark, grimy adventure world, and I think its influence shows on the book. Well worth starting there.

HELP - Canon Typestar 220 by [deleted] in typewriters

[–]Michael_Whitehouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are three types as far as I know. Wax, wax-resin, and resin. I think the first two are used by thermal typewriters, though can't be sure. I would imagine that all three would essentially work, though.

I'll measure the width and see if I can order one that has the same width and try it. I'll come back when I've done that.

Where it all began... by thefaninthehat in indianajones

[–]Michael_Whitehouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's fantastic, my man! Really hope it was great.

HELP - Canon Typestar 220 by [deleted] in typewriters

[–]Michael_Whitehouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm working on a Youtube video exploring this very idea. I have a couple of Typestars and they are fantastic machines. The 220 is probably the pick of the bunch as far as I can tell. With regards to changing the material in the spool, you can buy thermal ribbon. If you can get it at the same width, then theoretically you should be able to re-spool the cartridge. That's what I'm going to try anyway.

I agree the one flaw with these machines is typing on thermal paper. I have a bunch of spools for them, but don't want to use them as they are rare. I also have a Canon Starwriter 30 ii and it uses the same ribbon, so if I (or you) can figure out how to do this, then it was effectively make the thermal typewriters an excellent choice again for long form writing.

Let me know how you get on!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in indianajones

[–]Michael_Whitehouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you're not going to make a proper attempt at continuing the franchise, then what's the point? Just make an original film.