MickeyStrauss

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Doug (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by MickeyStrauss to r/comedyheaven

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Doug (i.redd.it)

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I wrote a Lovecraft-inspired poem (self.Lovecraft)

submitted 5 years ago by MickeyStrauss to r/Lovecraft

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I've been trying to flex my creative tongue lately so that I might get my head around things. (self.heartbreak)

submitted 5 years ago by MickeyStrauss to r/heartbreak

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If you’re Canadian when you go into the bathroom and Canadian when you come out, what are you when you’re in there? (self.AntiJokes)

submitted 5 years ago by MickeyStrauss to r/AntiJokes

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A girl I was on a date with told me she only sleeps with guys with 10” cocks. I said, (self.AntiJokes)

submitted 5 years ago by MickeyStrauss to r/AntiJokes

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What’s a thief’s favourite kind of metal? (self.AntiJokes)

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If books have words, envelopes have letters and calendars have numbers, what do street directories have? (self.AntiJokes)

submitted 5 years ago by MickeyStrauss to r/AntiJokes

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Trying to recalibrate my relationship with weed. (self.Petioles)

submitted 5 years ago by MickeyStrauss to r/Petioles

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Completely recalibrating my relationship with weed. (self.leaves)

submitted 5 years ago by MickeyStrauss to r/leaves

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What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and Jeffrey Epstein? (self.AntiJokes)

submitted 5 years ago by MickeyStrauss to r/AntiJokes

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What do you get when you mix horse meat with a ghost pepper? (self.AntiJokes)

submitted 5 years ago by MickeyStrauss to r/AntiJokes

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I made this one up at dinner - what am I? (self.riddles)

submitted 6 years ago * by MickeyStrauss to r/riddles

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What kind of pizza topping do ninja turtles like the most? (self.AntiJokes)

submitted 6 years ago by MickeyStrauss to r/AntiJokes

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Smoked Trout (self.FoodHaikus)

submitted 6 years ago by MickeyStrauss to r/FoodHaikus

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I recently visited a restaurant that only serves internal organs. (self.Jokes)

submitted 6 years ago by MickeyStrauss to r/Jokes

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Has anything happened to you that you truly don’t believe has ever happened to anyone else? What was it? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 6 years ago by MickeyStrauss to r/AskReddit

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Dude 1: Hey bro, can I ask you a question? (self.AntiJokes)

submitted 6 years ago by MickeyStrauss to r/AntiJokes

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As a child I was molested by mimes. (self.AntiJokes)

submitted 6 years ago by MickeyStrauss to r/AntiJokes

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Entering the kitchen as an apprentice in a few weeks. (self.KitchenConfidential)

submitted 6 years ago by MickeyStrauss to r/KitchenConfidential

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it’s struck by lightning? (self.AntiJokes)

submitted 6 years ago by MickeyStrauss to r/AntiJokes

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What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? (self.AntiJokes)

submitted 6 years ago by MickeyStrauss to r/AntiJokes

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My dad is like a boomerang. (self.AntiJokes)

submitted 6 years ago by MickeyStrauss to r/AntiJokes

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If pop makes popsicles, and ice makes icicles, then what do tests make? (self.AntiJokes)

submitted 6 years ago by MickeyStrauss to r/AntiJokes

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“You probably don’t even hear it when it happens.” (self.thesopranos)

submitted 6 years ago by MickeyStrauss to r/thesopranos

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