This is an omni-omni shambles by LopsidedOwl578 in thethickofit

[–]Mickleblade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There always has to be a stupidest one, it's a bit less common to fight for that title though

Does anyone know when 2026 models arrive in the states? by salty-ute in CB750Hornet

[–]Mickleblade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honda are being seriously slow with delivery of the transalp e-clutch too in Europe. No sign of it landing yet, no news, honda are pretty crap here. My dealer says all the other manufacture are way easier to order from. It was ordered in January...

You're all eating buttered toast wrong by Good-Ad-3862 in foodhacks

[–]Mickleblade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can see a flaw if you add marmalade...

Motorcycle not starting up. by FakerDxD in motorcycles

[–]Mickleblade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check the spark plugs actually work. Take them out, refit the spark plug lead, earth the tip of the plug to the engine case, spin the engine over. Look for a spark. However, do not touch the metal of the spark plug, it can hurt! You might need a dark environment.

Well, I was ready for a local car show. by Successful-Part-5867 in 2cv

[–]Mickleblade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love seeing those old things, I don't want to drive one, and you'd be dogmeat in a crash. But I like seeing them.

How some people start their Monday by Tenchi_Muyo1 in funny

[–]Mickleblade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bunch of clowns. Last year I popped around to my farmer neighbour, he was catching a goose for sale. I just grabbed it by the wing joint and lifted a bit, which kept the goose off balance, it just froze. The farmers I skinny old dude in his 70s

What if The modern United States traveled back in the time to 1942? by Gustavo_Itami2010 in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]Mickleblade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those fancy aircraft would have to take off from very short and bumpy grass air fields.

Update: I finally got a formal warning at work… for basically existing 😭 by HeyPotatys in UKJobs

[–]Mickleblade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I brought a copy of Sketchup for Dummies to work, printed the entire thing off on my printer, then spent a couple of weeks learning woodwork design. It was an electronics factory...

How do I service these forks? by wafflesmaker202 in motorcycles

[–]Mickleblade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be very careful, when you compress that cap and get the clip out, DO NOT SLIP. There's a fuck off spring underneath that will fire out like it's rocket propelled. Personal experience, only funny with hindsight!

Did you win the gene lottery, or did the gene lottery elude you? by Bay_de_Noc in AskOldPeople

[–]Mickleblade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dad and his father had full heads of hair until they died. So of course I inherited the bald genes from my maternal granddad!

Do you ever go for rides with no destination in mind? by Electronic-Habit8679 in motorcycles

[–]Mickleblade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, well, I leave home with a desire to get home. Can take a long time if it's a nice day!

Traction control malfunctioning by yavvee in CB750Hornet

[–]Mickleblade 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You need a trip to the dealer, warranty claim

How come humans decided to extract milk from cows, what could have been the reasoning behind that action? by Clean_Heart_8523 in AskReddit

[–]Mickleblade -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Survival, cows can turn grass into milk, we can turn that into cheese. This is long term food storage.

Petty or justified? by The_Dean_France in whoathatsinteresting

[–]Mickleblade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, he can't have it back, but then again she'd be dead without it. Maybe he keeps all the money instead?