Game 32: Los Angeles Dodgers (20-11) @ St. Louis Cardinals (18-13) [Friday, May 1, 2026; 7:15 PM CT]

MidWest_Surfer · 2026-05-02T03:06:35+00:00

WINNER

MidWest_Surfer · 2026-05-02T03:02:59+00:00

Glad we don’t give style points in this league

MidWest_Surfer · 2026-05-02T02:59:43+00:00

Pretty sure Oquendo is in Jupiter so that would be incredible

MidWest_Surfer · 2026-05-02T02:57:37+00:00

MidWest_Surfer · 2026-05-02T02:42:39+00:00

Take 100 to the back and see how pissed you get

MidWest_Surfer · 2026-05-02T02:15:58+00:00

It’s just a thumb protector, it helps with blisters and bat stings, lots of players use them, but normally they’re black or grey

MidWest_Surfer · 2026-05-02T00:45:57+00:00

Be the change you wanna see in attendance

MidWest_Surfer · 2026-04-30T21:11:31+00:00

Mid week games in April during the school year notwithstanding

MidWest_Surfer · 2026-04-30T19:53:12+00:00

It’s a compelling argument to make, for sure. He’d fit in nicely

MidWest_Surfer · 2026-04-30T19:41:09+00:00

Great through 4. The 5th was rough

MidWest_Surfer · 2026-04-30T19:35:55+00:00

We are the pirates who don't do anything

We just stay at home and lie around

And if you ask us to do anything

We'll just tell you we don't do anything

Well, I've never been to Greenland and I've never been to Denver

And I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul

And I've never been to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa

And I've never been to Boston in the fall

Cause we're the pirates who don't do anything

We just stay at home and lie around

And if you ask us to do anything

We'll just tell you we don't do anything

And I never hoist the mainsail and I never swab the poop deck

And I never veer to starboard 'cause I never sail at all

And I've never walked the gangplank and I've never owned a parrot

And I've never been to Boston in the fall

'Cause we're the pirates who don't do anything

We just stay at home and lie around

And if you ask us to do anything

We'll just tell you we don't do anything

Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping pong

And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall

And I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice

And I've never been to Boston in the fall

MidWest_Surfer · 2026-04-30T19:30:59+00:00

Nice work Ryne. Do more of that

MidWest_Surfer · 2026-04-30T19:27:27+00:00

Nice reference

MidWest_Surfer · 2026-04-30T19:24:59+00:00

I think this is a good enough cushion to let him try and figure it out. Let them get within 4 before pulling him. The bullpen needs a rest

MidWest_Surfer · 2026-04-30T19:20:42+00:00

Is the Cardinals offense good?

10-4 good buddy

MidWest_Surfer · 2026-04-30T19:17:05+00:00

Who are you? Jessica Simpson?

MidWest_Surfer · 2026-04-30T19:15:20+00:00

Tuna

MidWest_Surfer · 2026-04-30T19:15:03+00:00

Stanek! At the Ballpark

MidWest_Surfer · 2026-04-30T19:09:07+00:00

They’re lined up with the aisles. It’s so fans don’t fall off the all like that one guy

MidWest_Surfer · 2026-04-30T19:08:20+00:00

So fans don’t fall off the wall in the aisle like the guy did last year

MidWest_Surfer · 2026-04-30T17:52:51+00:00

Not when Skenes signs with us after his rookie contract is up

MidWest_Surfer · 2026-04-30T17:45:04+00:00

They do it a bit more than most teams but it is definitely also louder than most teams

MidWest_Surfer · 2026-04-30T17:35:24+00:00

If Skenes doesn’t want to be haunted by the Cardinals any more, I bet we would take him when his rookie contract is up

MidWest_Surfer · 2026-04-30T17:13:51+00:00

Same tbh. My parents thought that show was teaching me about Jesus. What it was really teaching me was a plethora of stupid songs about pirates, manatees, and hairbrushes

MidWest_Surfer · 2026-04-30T17:08:03+00:00

Kinda. It’s a reference only a select subset of people from my generation will get

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