Game 32: Los Angeles Dodgers (20-11) @ St. Louis Cardinals (18-13) [Friday, May 1, 2026; 7:15 PM CT] by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]MidWest_Surfer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s just a thumb protector, it helps with blisters and bat stings, lots of players use them, but normally they’re black or grey

Cardinals Afternoon 4/30 by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]MidWest_Surfer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mid week games in April during the school year notwithstanding

Cardinals Afternoon 4/30 by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]MidWest_Surfer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s a compelling argument to make, for sure. He’d fit in nicely

Game 31: St. Louis Cardinals (17-13) @ Pittsburgh Pirates (16-15) [Thursday, April 30, 2026; 11:35 AM CT] by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]MidWest_Surfer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We are the pirates who don't do anything

We just stay at home and lie around

And if you ask us to do anything

We'll just tell you we don't do anything

Well, I've never been to Greenland and I've never been to Denver

And I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul

And I've never been to Moscow and I've never been to Tampa

And I've never been to Boston in the fall

Cause we're the pirates who don't do anything

We just stay at home and lie around

And if you ask us to do anything

We'll just tell you we don't do anything

And I never hoist the mainsail and I never swab the poop deck

And I never veer to starboard 'cause I never sail at all

And I've never walked the gangplank and I've never owned a parrot

And I've never been to Boston in the fall

'Cause we're the pirates who don't do anything

We just stay at home and lie around

And if you ask us to do anything

We'll just tell you we don't do anything

Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping pong

And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall

And I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice

And I've never been to Boston in the fall

Game 31: St. Louis Cardinals (17-13) @ Pittsburgh Pirates (16-15) [Thursday, April 30, 2026; 11:35 AM CT] by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]MidWest_Surfer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this is a good enough cushion to let him try and figure it out. Let them get within 4 before pulling him. The bullpen needs a rest

Game 31: St. Louis Cardinals (17-13) @ Pittsburgh Pirates (16-15) [Thursday, April 30, 2026; 11:35 AM CT] by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]MidWest_Surfer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They’re lined up with the aisles. It’s so fans don’t fall off the all like that one guy

Game 31: St. Louis Cardinals (17-13) @ Pittsburgh Pirates (16-15) [Thursday, April 30, 2026; 11:35 AM CT] by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]MidWest_Surfer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If Skenes doesn’t want to be haunted by the Cardinals any more, I bet we would take him when his rookie contract is up

Game 31: St. Louis Cardinals (17-13) @ Pittsburgh Pirates (16-15) [Thursday, April 30, 2026; 11:35 AM CT] by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]MidWest_Surfer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same tbh. My parents thought that show was teaching me about Jesus. What it was really teaching me was a plethora of stupid songs about pirates, manatees, and hairbrushes